Grease Chair

The chair a man sits in while masturbating to internet porn. Easily identified by the semen stains on the chair.

Mike: What's the deal with this chair Chuck? You spill a bunch of toothpaste on it?

Chuck: No, that's my grease chair. Bangbros just got some new vids up and I had a good tossing session.

Mike: Nice! That explains the tissues all over.

by Joel E. February 21, 2009

grease bang

when one skips a few days of showering and their hair becomes greasy. if they have side bangs they will split up in chunks of shiny hair instead of having a all the hair as one

Uhg.. these grease bangs are pissing me off!

by llllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaa February 13, 2010

grease the seat

the act of lubricating one's butthole in preperation for anal sex

man randy was so rough with me last nite. that bastard didn't even grease the seat

by WHINDMAN January 15, 2011

Grease Sweats

When you eat so much greasy food that you're body actually replaces your sweat with grease.

Cooper had a wicked case of the Grease Sweats after eating a whole bucket of KFC.

by Dave Dees June 30, 2011

Grease Drill

Where you don't bathe for 3 days or more and then proceed to have hot rough sex with the oil from your skin as lubricant

Dang dawg me and that bitch camped out for a week, didn't shower and I grease drilled her with my slick cock.

by M401 September 10, 2011

Grease Monster

An extremely greasy person

Dude 1: Ross, are you eating the grease from the deep fryer and rubbing it on your belly?

Grease Monster: SO WHAT IF I AM!?!

Dude 1: You f*cking grease monster!

by sotaku22 September 16, 2011

Greacci

Another word for great - as Gucci is for good.

Hey Tyrone, you did a Gucci job on that song! No nigga, I did a GREACCI job.

by Radiment040 February 3, 2015