tree grasper

1. To grab a tree for sexual reasons.
2. To hump a tree.
3. Replacement of hands for a male.

This word has deranged from Basher, an American Citizen. It will be used all around the world.

Ryan is a tree grasper.

by Basher August 29, 2003

ball grasper

To grasp a persons balls of the same sex

To speak of ones name or speak of another male unconsistingly is ball grasping

Mr.dvst8 is a ball grasper

by can i live July 11, 2006

grazer

n. When you take a very sticky crap and it grazes your balls, leaving a brown streak.

Oh, man, did you hear about Frank?

No, what happened?

He was getting blow job from Becca then she threw up.

Really? Why?

Turns out he took a grazer not ten minutes earlier.

Man...

by LobsterSausage February 28, 2011

cheese grader

when a man rubs the tip of his penis onto a womans teeth

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An illustration of the cheese grader

by TwatSplitter July 19, 2010

gramer

An incessant butchering of the English language, or use of an obnoxious or n00blike vocabulary

¹a trait
²a noun, substitute for vocabulary

person A: I need to go vacuem the house theres dirt all over

person B:His vocabulary shows hints of gramer¹

person c: what lovely gramer you have²

by Nathan W. August 13, 2007

Cheese Grater

When you take a shower with your partener and you shit in there and you make them push it down the drain with their foot.

I was with this chick last night while we were showering, I surprised her and made her do the cheese grater.

by kevin 12 May 8, 2008

Grasser

A warm and sunny day. It's an old Sheffield term - my dad still uses it.

It looks like it's going to be a grasser tomorrow.

by Yorkie Pud September 10, 2009