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Grandma's cheese wheel

An innuendo used to describe the T H I C C posterior of the mother of your own mother/father. More specifically, when it is old and smells peculiar like an old cheese wheel.
"I was having a pretty shit weekend, luckily I got a bit of Grandma's cheese wheel which made things more bearable."
by Jebby <3 September 24, 2017
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Grandma's Bicycle

Go get grandma's bicycle out so we can take her up the shops
by Pork Almighty June 19, 2019
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Grandmas.butt

Grandmas.butt is a meme page on Instagram with over 800k followers. The owner of the account has very big milk jugs and her name is holly.
I like grandmas.butt Bc she has funny memes and milk jugs
by Retardedpostrandy July 5, 2022
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Careless Grandma

Originated from MTV's True Life: I have Tourettes.

One of the people featured on this particular segment was 16 year old Alyssa, who lives with her grandma. Memorable highlights from the show featured Alyssa getting angry and frustrated with her grandma, particularly when her grandma was painting her toe nails, and Alyssa says "You didn't get it all grandma.....you're being CARELESS!"

The phrase spawned many Facebook pages and YouTube videos, showcasing Alyssa's temper and tourettes.
You're being careless grandma, you might as well not even do it at all!
by FerrariCarr July 16, 2010
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doo doo grandma

(N). you know your a grandma doo doo when

1. you wear full wig weaves with streaks (doesn't matter what color)
2. you wear your house shoes around in public!!
3.you wear clip on earrings so your stretched out holes don't show
4. wear costume jewlery
5.long toenails crusted chipped toe polish

6.never shave your legs anymore

7.raised a doo mama or daddy
8.wear silk nightgowns as a regular shirt
9.lives as a full time sitter for the bay bay kids while your daughter lacrenshaw works that pole at night

10.always wearing a Bluetooth
laquaanda:AYY (yelling from 3blocks around the corner) DASHAWN!! you better get your black ass over here before I beat you with my house shoe!

Terrance: damn YOU HEAR that Jermaine that's a true doo doo grandma
by Lolizzel June 24, 2010
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Grandma Style

One who partakes in the oral services of a woman. When doing so he and/or she moves there tongue furiosly in a side to side motion, tongue must be hard and pointed...its like when your grandma is confused and her mouth is agape and all u see is her tongue making that motion
Yea baby last night ate that bitch grandma style!
by Ldogg88 February 24, 2010
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grandma glance

Something so old your grandmas gives it a glance. Used to point out that information someone has shared is old news. Usually typed and not spoken. Often replaced in type with the acronym 'gg'.

The term comes from the song "Not Give a Fuck" by Fabolous.
{A IM exchange in 2010}
Person 1: "Guys, check out this new artist called Fabolous"

Person 2: "grandma glance"

Person 3: "gg"
by BaronVonGrant December 17, 2010
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