giraffe

Cockney rhyming slang for 'laugh'.

"I'm telling you it's nine inches."
"Nine inches? That little thing. You're 'avin' a giraffe, mate."

by The Strut October 12, 2004

Graffer

A graffer is a person who tags or writes up usually on walls and public transport and dress's pretty poorly generaly with adidas or nike hoodies and track pants.

Hates other graffers who slash them.

Also a (metro)s biggest enemy.

1)Graffer: Look at that fucking metro cunt lets go bash the shit out of him.

2)Graffer: Did you slash my tag you cunt your fucking fucked

by linkboy February 1, 2009

gaff

1. A mistake
2. Place of abode

1. "Anyway, he just tells his mum he just tripped up while his pants were round his ankles and just happened to fall on to the dog with his erect penis."

"What a gaff!"

2. "What you doin' you dirty little smack-head, comin' in my gaff, tootin' your gear? I'm gunna bust you up."

by The Strut October 1, 2004

graffaeces

Graffiti using faeces as the medium

Man there is a load of graffaeces in the girls toilet

by Nate_all March 15, 2007

sprayin graffiti

Cummin inside a bitch

"I got dat bitch pregnant! " "what? You was sprayin graffiti up in dat bitch?"

by NO805 April 4, 2013

Giraffed

Is when a male who is 6'2 or taller, finds a way to the females mouth from standing behind her while dancing. The male somehow loops his head around the females body, like a giraffe would, to meet her lips.

"Did you see Aubrey get kissed by that random stranger last night?" "Yea he just looped his face around to meet her lips. She definitely got Giraffed"

by Trayvillain December 3, 2013

French Giraffe

The new kid who walks in class late, gives the girls large sums of money, claims to live in the largest house on Mersea and then shop for Gucci while being asked what the Latin imperfect tense endings are by the teacher.

You french giraffe

by Your friendly F.B.I agent. April 10, 2019