GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!

1) A exclamation used when someone does or says something so idiotic that they deserve to consume an entire sack of mens's penises.

2) The appropriate response when someone's logic and reasoning are so flawless that any other response would seem foolish.
3) What to say when someone says something that in any way displeases you and you want them to know how much you hate them.

1) Dipshit: ERRR, look at me! I got recon! Im so fucking cool and shit!
Regular guy: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!

2) Guy1: You sir, are a fucking useless, insufferable, and backstabbing piece of shit.
Guy2: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!

3) Smart kid: Hey Billy, what did you get on the math test?
Billy: I failed
Smart kid: Well, i got an A+
Billy: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!

by The Leedale March 7, 2009

Have-a-Go Hero

An ordinary person who does something heroic.

The mugger was stopped by a have-a-go hero, who subsequently was hospitalised for his troubles.

by Blarneyman February 18, 2009

how about you go fuck yourself

expression that usually is a retort to a "how about you" question

"How about you sell your house?"
"How about you go fuck yourself."

by Jordster June 14, 2014

Go Quicks

More of a pleasant way to say 'diarrhea'. To have the shits or runs. Short for saying...Go Quick to bathroom.

That food that I ate yesterday gave me the go quicks.

by samiam6977 January 20, 2009

go halfsies

to split (especially the cost of something) equally between two parties

I knew she wasn't going to put out, so I made her go halfsies on dinner.

by bdb484 December 13, 2010

did you go down on yourself?

A perfect response for when another person is about to tell you a story of epic proportions or say something impressive.

Carmichael: Hey I had the most awkward thing happen to me last night, you won't believe it!
Ted: Did you go down on yourself?
Carmichael: 0_0

by Aerlamnias January 14, 2011

Go Guardian

A tool that teachers use as carelessly as when a kid finds a Panzerkampfwagon IV tank.

That stupid teacher used the Go Guardian on me.

by GarfMasterGlob October 2, 2019