Gerkin Anonymous

Similar to Alcohol Anonymous but for men with micro penis or micro penis energy

Brian made sure to where his affliction shirt and salt life baseball cap to his Gerkin Anonymous meeting at the unemployment office on Tuesday

by Lsassafrass October 29, 2025

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Gerk

When you beat someone’s ass then continue to undress them, spread their ass cheeks open and spit into their asshole

“AYE, GERK THAT NIGGA”

by gerkinator3000 November 9, 2025

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Gerk

meaning to get mad, and visually red, or to breakout in an emotion. Synonymous to crashout

Orry- you’re getting me really red and angry quit talking shit abt jojos!
Cormac- Yo quit gerkin.
Kianna- Yeah quit it, don’t wanna start a gerk-circ.
Adriel- I love gerking at night.

by krlstar December 15, 2025

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The "Gecko"

When you have a floppy flopper and just slap someone in the face with it at a hundred miles per hour and just take off their head.

Ryan Durkz: "Hey guys last night I whipped out my floppy and just decapitated my mom. I gave her The "Gecko" L0L.

Bart: "L0L I did that to MariAnne last night. Too bad I'm goin to jail now."

by CelesteLOLiblowppl&gotorehab March 23, 2011

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yelping gecko

When having sex with a girl against a wall and you say very casually that you have aids

Jack "hey can i tell you something"

Emma "What?"

Jack "I have aids"

Emma "YELP"* trying to get away but there was wall behind me

Jack "ha yelping gecko"

by mega troller November 12, 2013

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