by sunion July 6, 2025
Get the gehkid mug.Gooking or to gook is the act of cooking but in a highly artful and successful way. Some home chefs cook up budget friendly and sub average meals for their families but some of us just absolutely gook. Gooked food is never raw in the middle or under cooked, never burnt or unappetizing. The food must be gooked to perfection, buttery and braised, sautéed and simmered, sensual and steaming. When you look over and see your Eshet Chayil gooking in the kitchen you might even feel a little gooked yourself.
To "Gook."
The food is finally "Gooked."
Sarah is "Gooking" up dinner right now.
You gooked that paella right up.
Don't flip the crepe until it's fully gooked.
Conversation:
A: WYD tn
B: Gookin
A: Dayum, what's on the menu
B: Come find out
A: Girl you best be gookin when I get there
B: Oh, it'll be gooked up for ya
Later...
A: Girl you really gooked tonight
B: I only gook like that for you
A: I'm gooked
The food is finally "Gooked."
Sarah is "Gooking" up dinner right now.
You gooked that paella right up.
Don't flip the crepe until it's fully gooked.
Conversation:
A: WYD tn
B: Gookin
A: Dayum, what's on the menu
B: Come find out
A: Girl you best be gookin when I get there
B: Oh, it'll be gooked up for ya
Later...
A: Girl you really gooked tonight
B: I only gook like that for you
A: I'm gooked
by @sarahbellaweasley July 10, 2025
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by AlwaysMagic July 19, 2025
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Definition:
A devout worshipper of Grokipedia, Elon Musk’s “unbiased” AI encyclopedia — known for believing that machine-generated facts are holier than peer review and that free thought is best outsourced to xAI. Grokipedophiles see every Musk product as a sacred text and regard Wikipedia editors as heretics of the old faith.
Characteristics:
Proudly announces, “It’s not biased — the AI said so.”
Thinks Elon Musk’s tweets count as primary sources.
Believes truth can be achieved by replacing human bias with algorithmic bias, preferably one coded in Texas.
Treats Grokipedia citations as a cure for cognitive dissonance.
Confuses “understanding the universe” with “winning arguments online.”
Origin:
From Grok (to understand deeply — allegedly) + -pedia (a pretend encyclopedia) + -phile (lover of).
Literally: One who loves to believe they understand everything, as long as Elon told them first.
See also:
Techno-evangelist, Data zealot, Cite supremacist, Algorithm simp, Truthfluencer.
Definition:
A devout worshipper of Grokipedia, Elon Musk’s “unbiased” AI encyclopedia — known for believing that machine-generated facts are holier than peer review and that free thought is best outsourced to xAI. Grokipedophiles see every Musk product as a sacred text and regard Wikipedia editors as heretics of the old faith.
Characteristics:
Proudly announces, “It’s not biased — the AI said so.”
Thinks Elon Musk’s tweets count as primary sources.
Believes truth can be achieved by replacing human bias with algorithmic bias, preferably one coded in Texas.
Treats Grokipedia citations as a cure for cognitive dissonance.
Confuses “understanding the universe” with “winning arguments online.”
Origin:
From Grok (to understand deeply — allegedly) + -pedia (a pretend encyclopedia) + -phile (lover of).
Literally: One who loves to believe they understand everything, as long as Elon told them first.
See also:
Techno-evangelist, Data zealot, Cite supremacist, Algorithm simp, Truthfluencer.
“He deleted his Wikipedia account and now quotes Grokipedia like scripture — he's a total Grokipedophile.”
by AffleTree October 23, 2025
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