GERMAN BREAKFAST BURRITO

A steaming German log on your chest when you wake up. Your partner was kind enough to make you breakfast.

Petr: "This morning I woke up to a fatty steamer on my chest! It was such a fucking mess, and I could barely finish it!"

Hans: "Sounds like you enjoyed your German Breakfast Burrito!"

by capturethefag February 10, 2021

German it up

what German people do: they German it up.

Girl 1: this guy I'm dating is German
Girl 2: wow, so you're really about to german it up
Girl 1: god, Gretchen, you're so weird

by Goldfish God March 26, 2021

Germanisexual

When you're sexually attracted towards and feel a strong romantic connection with Germans specifically. This may include all Germans, German women, German men, Germans who identify as non-binary or any combination of those. While these people are still commonly shunned by society, germanisexuals are working to further their acceptance both into the LGBTQ+ and society as a whole.

Oh you're germanisexual? That's great, I'm happy for you.

by Michealo August 21, 2021

German Shocker

It’s the shocker but a step further. 2 fingers in the pink (pussy) and 1 in the stink (asshole) one proceeds to take the finger that was in the asshole and wipe the dingle berries or shit stain over their lip giving the Adolfo hitler or dirty sanchez impression.

“Last night during fore play I hit my girlfriend with the German shocker. She was surprised when she looked up and saw Adolf Shitler.”

by Sexy pair February 5, 2022

German Lunch Lady

The lunch lady of the Bulgarian Lunch Line. The German Lunch Lady does a tradition where she puts a spatula up the ass of the last person in line, then uses the contaminated spatula it to cook a stew and serve it to the FIRST person in line. Anyone who stands against this tradition is strung up over a bubbling, hot boiling pot of liquid cum that was concocted via the entire school staff and football team, and then the school has a vote to determine to drench them in the pot. Once it has been decided, the lunch lady feeds the pot to the whole school. This is a normal tradition in Bulgaria.

We had the tradition the German Lunch Lady made us do. Man, it was tough but YUMMY!!

by Rionox March 30, 2023

Germantown Nugget Hugger

People from Germantown, Maryland who roll with gangs and believe they run the world. In reality, they may enjoy sucking and/or hugging other men’s penises.

Yo, Reggie said he gonna jump you

Don’t care, he’s a fuckin’ Germantown Nugget Hugger

by Joe frm da G August 16, 2023

Reverse German Baker

Exotic sex act (See German Baker)

After a couple of months of prepairing, Heinz done the Reverse German Baker with a local prostitute

by A Dirty Old Sexpest August 11, 2012