Globgogabgalab

A weird slug like creature known for becoming one of many 2018 memes, these memes become famous on YouTube before moving to Instagram and other Social Media which he has received fame for his chilling look.

The Globgogabgalab originally came from a kids movie named “Strawinsky And The Magical House” by an amateur British animator named David Hutter. In which the Globgogabgalab sung his song (lyrics below). The lyrics are very strange and seem to make no sense at all!

(Intro) I'm the Globgogabgalab I love books And this basement is a true treasure trove

(Chorus) I am the Glob-go-gab-galab The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab I'm full of shwibbly glib-a-kind I am the yeast of thoughts and minds Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap Shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibble shwap-dap Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-shwap glab

(Bridge)Oooh, ha ha ha, mmm, splendid Simply delicious Ooooohm, ha haa ha ha

(Chorus)I am the Glob-go-gab-galab The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab I'm full of shwibbly glib-a-kind I am the yeast of thoughts and minds Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap Shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibble shwap-dap Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-shwap glab.

by Cameron Fullard May 26, 2018

glove it before you love it

meaning...

"Put on a condom before you have sex."

GirL:: you BETTER glove it before you love it bcuzz i CANT get pregnant!

by StunninMa April 12, 2007

Gloam

Time during 5 and 7 pm.

"we're hanging out during the gloam"

by kayteeface October 5, 2007

Glorak

A fish god who is worshiped among many causcasians. He loves tacos and likes to slice and dice. Some items he slices and dices would be: tomatoes, onions, radishes, peppers and more. Sometimes unworshiping children

I was slicin' and dicin' like glorak yesterday.

by Barney is me May 22, 2010

Gloucestershire Ringtoss

The process by which, over the course of several years, a distinguished gentleman collects a substantial amount of knobcheese and forms it into a disc weighing several pounds. This must then be entered as the rolling cheese in the Gloucestershire cheese rolling competition, which is particularly difficult considering that it has been made by the same woman since 1988. To overcome this, one may either stealthily switch the cow-cheese with the man-cheese at any point in the process or convince the woman by sob story that the cheese was made by your dying mother who only ever wanted to see it rolled downhill or something, preferably using a starved puppy as a visual aid. Unbeknownst to anyone involved, however, one will have carved a hole in the cheese just wider than the diameter of your dick, hidden under the paper ribbons that wrap it. This is because you will, at the point it is thrown down hill, burst out from the crowds at the bottom and attempt to catch it on your dick, which should burst through the ribbons like a triumphant Olympic athlete, before you are then crushed by the waves of tumbling shire-folk.

‘A great race this year in which everyone died and finally someone got his dick out’ – The Gloucester Citizen

‘The Gloucestershire Ringtoss has finally been completed. The process has begun. Humankind’s dusk approacheth.’ – Mysterious man in cloak from The Royal Society of Go Away

by 535 February 21, 2012

glouze

verb; To transcend traditional conversation, and reach higher levels of communal thought. When glouzing, one rarely talks about actual people, places, or things. Most glouze sessions revolve around hypothetical situations and ideas. The use of drugs or alcohol is not necessary to glouze, but it does help a little. Most people that glouze don't realize they are glouzing, unless it's an intentional glouze. Much like improvisational acting, the key to glouzing is to keep the train going. Ideas need to bounce back and forth between people, creating the energy to keep conversation fluid and constant. No topic of conversation is denied passage. If an anti-glouzing agent, (like a cell phone, or a bro) is introduced, it must be removed completely. When you encounter people in full glouze mode, it's best to pull up a chair and listen for a few minutes before joining in. If you are not interested in glouzing, and would rather gossip or talk about your new work-out regimen, do not enter at all. The benefits of glouzing include: mind expansion, stronger relationships, heightened creativity, and good memories. The only side effect of glouzing is that normal conversation will seem much more boring and pointless in comparison.

I've got two beers in me, a few friends with me, a great sunset in front of me, and now I'm ready to glouze the night away.

by Cynthesizer May 14, 2013

Gloncé

Glow like Beyoncé. Beyoncé is known for her glowing beautiful skin. (Popularised after Beyoncé's song 'Yoncé'. An alternative of telling a girl that they're extremely pretty and sexy like Beyoncé or that they have a glowing beauty/skin.

Example 1=
Boy- Damn bae, you're looking hot today. Are you wearing a halo? I could spot you from miles away.
Girl- Nah, it's my Gloncé.

Example 2=
Wow ! Nicole. You look so pretty;Totally Gloncé today. I'll have to up my Gloncé game ASAP.

by Mimsy2307 November 20, 2014