Fencer

A girl that is ideal because she is similar enough to you to marry but culturally, mentally or physically different and is not connected to your group of friends or local community . She is usually hotter, smarter and a lot less maintenance than the usual girls you date.

If you want some new blood in your group, you should date a fencer.

by ArtofAwesome April 26, 2012

fonch

verb. annoying affection; the loving touch that irritates.

My boyfriend loves to sneak up behind me and fonch me when i'm trying to do the dishes.

by monica blanchard September 6, 2008

scooter fondel

The act of getting a scooter and putting one of the handle bars in a females vagina and the other handle bar in ur own anus
PERFERABLE IF DONE AFTER AN (SLOPPY T-REX)

Dam I scooter fondeled that hoe last night with my little brothers razor
Sloppy t-rex

by genom March 22, 2009

fonest

A derivative of the words "Fair" and "Honest" - Fonest

Created accidentally when a student started to speak with the intention of saying "to be fair" changed mid-sentence to "to be honest". The resulting speak was "to be fonest"

Can be used to take the piss out of someone, completely under miming what they have just said. Or to diffuse potential life and death situations, eg. an encounter with a hungry lion.

(abbreviation for instant messaging geeks: tbf)

1)
Mum: James, I think drinking a bottle of frostys a night is a bad idea...

James: Mum, to be fonest, you're a fuckin' idiot.

2)
Mufasa: Roooooaaaaaarrrrrrr (I'm gonna kill and eat you)

Antelope #1: I taste like shit... to be FONEST

Mufasa: arf arf arf

Antelope #1: fancy a beer and a game of snooker later?

Mufasa: aye sound nowt too shabby man...

by James Spencer Watson November 10, 2008

fone

Exactly the same thing as a cell phone, but with one of those 'everything plans' that encourages the user to use it for everything but it's original purpose; which is to talk to people using speech rather than text. This then defeats the original purpose of the cell phone; thus creating the fone.

All context usage is exactly the same.

"I got a message on my fone, let's see what they wrote."

by morofry April 17, 2010

Fongerdoodle

wang, dick, genital, penis, generaly large in size yet thin

Dear lord, Suzan, His fongerdoodle is collasall

by gank of america March 18, 2007

fencepost

A farewell address; goodbye, farewell, see you later, etc.

"See you tomorrow!"
"Fencepost!"

by Shannon February 8, 2004