flying pizza monkey

a purple monkey who fly's into you're house and steals you're pizza while you're not looking

"where did the last slice of pizza go" "it was the flying pizza monkey he took it" "ok buddy back to the institution for you"

flying pizza monkey by riley peterson May 26, 2008

Flying wolf 

The fursona of many of todays internet "artists". It always has wings, and some sort of "speshul majical power" and is never, ever overweight. It makes up most of todays sparkledogs. It is a mary sue in wolf form, made up by losers who want to be "unique".

wolfgirl2653: my fursona is a flying wolf named sparkle who haz all the majikal powerz in teh world, and is supr skinnee, an has a long trajical past, and is very preety!!!!1111!!!!!!1111
Other guy: Loser.

Flying wolf by Hyena Girl September 9, 2009

flying fuck 

An extremely rare flightless bird. Not much is known about the Flying Fuck, as it's regular habitat is unknown. Extremely valuble to sell, so few people are able to give a Flying fuck.

Unable to give a flying fuck. sorry.

flying fuck by Svond March 28, 2015

Flying Wombat 

The act of viciously attacking someone through the combination of jumping into the victim while putting the head of the victim under the attacker’s shirt. The lack of jumping results in a wombat, not a flying wombat. The flying wombat and wombat were developed at Goldman Union Camp Institute or GUCI.

Joe Cox gave Marc Conrad a flying wombat.
Jason Feldman recieved a flying wombat from John Hill.

Flying Wombat by Andrew Kahn April 26, 2006

Flying Spaghetti Monster

The flying Spaghetti Monster is the god of Pastafarians. Many people think this is just a religion made up to make fun of people. But Pastafarians are just as serious about there religion as you are about yours.

Mary: "Do you believe in god?"
Sue: "Yeah I believe in the Flying Spaghetti monster!"

Flying Spaghetti Monster by Teddybearkisses October 4, 2007

flying fun variation 

I gave her the flying fun variation, and she loved it.

a flying fun variation is a sex position designed for maximum effect, it looks similar to a barrel walk, but with the receivers legs rapped around the waist of the giver, the taker should be facing the ground and could have their hands on the ground or up on a desk or similar support. this works well in a hot tub or pool.

flying fun variation by jball6 December 5, 2007

Flying Zach 

An extremely difficult sex position involving a male, usually named Zach, and a female, usually very sexy and busty. The female lays down on her back with her knees bent and the male backs up a bit, then gets a running start and dives onto the woman, who then extends her knees, launching him into the air. Whilst in the air, if he has enough momentum, he can do a somersault, but he must land facing down. In landing, he and the female have sexual relations.

"He came in so fast, I thought he did a flying Zach!"

Arrogant douchebag teenager: "I flying Zached your mom!"
Fellow teenager: "Your name's not even Zach!"

Flying Zach by InstaPenetrate November 13, 2009