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flustercluck

one of those forgettable dumbass things you say when nervous (mostly but not always around a hottie of the interesting persuasion) and open your mouth while blood is not flowing properly to your brain
George Bush: "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

Fred: Joe, u hear the flustercluck bush just regurgitated
Joe: yup just another bushhism
by drjim January 10, 2008
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Clutch Flush

When your toilet flushes itself after appearing to be clogged, coming through in the clutch.
I took a dump last night and tried to flush. The water level rose so I thought I was screwed, but I gave it a second and it clutch flushed.
by RPEarl June 1, 2010
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Fanny Flush

Fanny Flush is the act of urinating inside a lady's vagina until she overflows and then pushing your fingers into her vagina causing the urine to spill over and out of her vagina and onto the ground.

(Think of it as putting an ice cube in a full glass of water and the water spilling over onto the table - this is the same kind of thing.)
"I gave her a fanny flush last night."

fanny flush sex urine
by Bartron2291 August 26, 2009
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crush and flush

a device used for smoking pot, made out of tin foil. when your done you crush it, and flush it. disposing of any evidence.
We don't have a bowl.
Let's use a crush and flush!
OKAY!
by Raychel O. January 7, 2007
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flushed

A state of being drunk. The point of alcohol consumption where you beging to feel warm, pleasent, and crave more to drink. The level of 'drunkness' that would be found in between feeling buzzed and tipsy.
Hey boys, those four shots did me well, and i'm feeling flushed.
I'm feeling flushed, lets grab another beer
by Elliot Moore July 21, 2008
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flush the ducts

ejaculation by means of masturbation
preventative measure to reduce the risk of prostate cancer

'Flush the ducts'
The new study, published in this week’s Journal of the American Medical Association, was based on an ongoing survey covering a variety of health issues of thousands of men who were 40 to 75 when the study began in 1986. In 1992 they were asked to report the average number of ejaculations they had per month during ages 20 to 29, 40 to 49 and during the previous year. In later surveys they were asked to report if they had been diagnosed with prostate cancer.
Why are you taking so long in the bathroom, Johnny?

Im just flushing the ducts, mom!
by a dawg April 7, 2004
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flushstall

When a bathroom is really quiet and you REALLY have to pee like a lot you wait for someone in the other bathrooom to flush and then you let it all out while the other toilet is making all that loud noise to cover up yours! (mostly for girls)
At the restaurant the bathroom was really quiet so i had to do a flushstall.
by gertruday February 20, 2009
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