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Mexican flute 

A raunchy girl who, unbeknownst to the guy, has a mouthful of jalepono poppers, whilst delivering oral sex.
I was having a great time Cabo at the foam party, until Junit delivered to me a Mexican flute.
Mexican flute by Maleeeek April 21, 2017
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mud flute 

One's butt hole. In particular reference to it's ability to produce quality sounds whilst also being capable of producing a substance that at times can closely resemble mud. There are those in the world that possess the ability to coordinate Mud Flutes to produce music in concert that would be then referred to as a Mud Flute Orchestra.
Bob: So what's the quarterly sales report looking like?
Richard: Not bad. We've got...
***Jim from 3 cubicles over rips ass***
Bob: Sounds like Jim's playin' the ol' Mud Flute.
Richard: Yeah. His talent is on a level the likes of which our generation rarely sees.
Bob: Indeed.
mud flute by OpenHandSlap November 17, 2017

Soviet Flute

n. When hooking up with a person with the intention of playing them but in actuality they are using you for personal gain.
Dan was on the receiving end of a Soviet Flute when he woke up with his wallet and watch stolen after hooking up with a girl from the bar.
Soviet Flute by emikcw850 December 13, 2017

Mud Flute 

The act of defecating in a woman (or man’s) mouth and then having them perform oral sex on you.
I’m glad I skipped the corn at dinner, otherwise the mud flute would scrape my penis.
Mud Flute by JustJamesPa March 13, 2018

Douche Flute 

A musical instrument used by woman while cleaning there hoochie.
The sexy bar tender went home and used a Douche Flute while playing along to her favorite music.
Douche Flute by Lucky 12 May 30, 2018

Champagne Flute 

The act of sucking a penis similar to someone using a straw while the recipitant of the sucking are simaltaniously urinating.
You could call my grandma an alcoholic, every night she wants my champagne flute.
Champagne Flute by Chavvvy June 21, 2018