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Get the three-flush floater mug.The mysterious flushing of automatic toilets even though you haven't sat down or removed yourself from the toilet seat.
Individual sits on toilet to do their “business”. Suddenly the toilet proceeds to make 2 - 3 "phantom flushes" even though all they've done is shifted in the seat or reached for some toilet paper. Sometimes no movement is necessary to trigger this effect.
by confused23 February 22, 2010
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To flush the toilet before one is done peeing.
Generally done if one is in a hurry.
Requires extreme skill to save the maximum amount of time- flush it too early, amd you will end up needing to flush again. TOo late, and you have wasted your time.
To flush the toilet before one is done peeing.
Generally done if one is in a hurry.
Requires extreme skill to save the maximum amount of time- flush it too early, amd you will end up needing to flush again. TOo late, and you have wasted your time.
Preemptive Flush Example:
John, who was late for his college final, attempted to preemptively flush the toilet. Unfortunately, he flushed too early, and had to flush the toilet again. THe extra ten seconds this took caused him to be hit by a bus on his way to the test.
John, who was late for his college final, attempted to preemptively flush the toilet. Unfortunately, he flushed too early, and had to flush the toilet again. THe extra ten seconds this took caused him to be hit by a bus on his way to the test.
by cr101 December 6, 2009
Get the Preemptive Flush mug.The act of taking a dumb, urinating, sneezing, coughing, and puking -- all simultaneously.
May also be caused by a chronic version of shit bricks; grade A of shit bricks.
May also be caused by a chronic version of shit bricks; grade A of shit bricks.
Guy: dude the Devil's after me..
Friend: WTF bro?
Guy: no really!! I just had a chronic flush in the bathroom!!
Friend: you're dumb, and that's disgusting.
Dude: yoyoyo! I just had sex with Megan Fox!
Guy: stfu you lion pendejo.
*dude shows guy video*
Guy: I'm coulda shit bricks.
Dude: if your penis was mine, you coulda had a chronic flush.
Friend: WTF bro?
Guy: no really!! I just had a chronic flush in the bathroom!!
Friend: you're dumb, and that's disgusting.
Dude: yoyoyo! I just had sex with Megan Fox!
Guy: stfu you lion pendejo.
*dude shows guy video*
Guy: I'm coulda shit bricks.
Dude: if your penis was mine, you coulda had a chronic flush.
by Barca,A February 1, 2010
Get the Chronic Flush mug.the flush used to cover the sound of something you don't want heard outside of the bathroom like, but not limited to terd bombs or masturbation and can also be done by turning on the sink or shower.
ex. dude randy has flushed like 20 times since he's been in there.
booby: he's prolly beating hoss and using the shadow flush technique to cover it up.
ex.2 man, my stomach was tore up so bad i had to shadow flush like three times.
booby: he's prolly beating hoss and using the shadow flush technique to cover it up.
ex.2 man, my stomach was tore up so bad i had to shadow flush like three times.
by teezybeezy'sbro November 1, 2010
Get the Shadow flush mug.The act of flushing, often repeatedly, because of the horror of the odors you are now smothered in. A desperate act of self preservation, when you are well beyond the courtesy flush and simply need to make it out alive. Usually accompanied by statements like "what the hell did I eat" or "Oh god, just get me out of here."
Dude, I was hurting bad, I don't even care about how bad I wrecked the bowl, I was pulling survival flushes.
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