Betty Floored

The state of being completely bewildered at the degree of alcoholism or drug addiction one is witnessing.

X: Wow, you wouldn't believe the horrific texts and phone calls I've been getting from Robert since he fell off the wagon.

Y: Did you recommend rehab?

X: I didn't even know what to say! I was completely floored. I was Betty Floored.

by Melloro January 7, 2011

Jersey Floor

When a floor is so overcrowded with trash that it almost resembles the Jersey Shore.

Mom- Billy, go clean your room. It looks like a Jersey Floor.
Billy- That was Harsh, mom.

by La Araña Discoteca June 4, 2011

the floor is hot lava

Stay off the floor. Climb around on the furniture, step on the cat if you have to, just don't touch the goddam floor!

The floor is HOT LAVA I tell you.

by nat s. February 7, 2008

mop the floor

when some one in a fight gets grabbed by the hair and dragged on the floor

Yeah she was talking shit so ima mop the floor with that bitch when i see her!

by Tuchxy February 12, 2020

Hardwood Floors

When a girl shaves her pubic area

"Hey, I was sitting next to Samaira in class. She let me put my hand down her pants, and she has hardwood floors!"

by anonymous198765 May 4, 2010

flooring

To lye on the floor after consuming a massive meal. The bloated feeling is eased and the horizontal position of your body aids digestion.

After my sixth helping at Thanksgiving I had to do some serious flooring or I thought I would die.

by coinflipper November 27, 2009

floodmatt

(n) 1. (derogatory) an exceptionally annoying internet personality, usually implying gayness in both senses: light-hearted and homosexual.

2. wears yellow suits.

3. a clown

That guy is such a floodmatt

by dean October 6, 2004