germany or florida

adam and drews from loveline. caller calls and gives scenario from news, adam and drew try and guess if it happened in germany or florida

a gang used frozen peas in an attempted murder. Germany or Florida?
Germany

by peter December 4, 2003

Florida

The only place you can get your drivers license from the back of a box of Caption Crunch.

Yes, its my 16th birthday! Im gunna go get my florida drivers license now.

*cuts it out of a cereal box*

by Ezgamer July 21, 2008

Florida Wack a Hole

You take two girls laying on top of each other, the one on the bottom is face up and the one on the top is face down so they are looking at each other, then you have them spread their legs. You have a guy standing near them with a blind fold on and he starts poking and you see how long it takes him to find a hole.

Man last night it only took me 12 seconds to get in in the Florida Wack a Hole.

by DickNTechs October 16, 2010

gone to florida

gone insane

I don't know what happened; they used to be normal, but now they've gone to Florida.

by Boots October 7, 2003

Florida Dreads

Super Thin Dreads made popular by African Americans in the South, especially Florida.

Connor S- Yo, a kid in my high school team has Miami Dreads. You should grow some to.

Edgard R- Wtf, are "Florida Dreads"?

Connor S- It the thin dreads most people have in Florida, they look fresh as fuck.

by Eddy Bridgewatah May 2, 2014

Florida

One of the worst possible places to live in the world. There is not much to do. You can't really go outdoors because its so hot and sunny that if you step outside for ten minutes you get a heat stroke. it sucks to go to the beach during the day because the sun burns like frekin hell. There are no mountains or anything nice. And yet all the retards from up north crowd it like crazy.

florida

by hiiiippl May 13, 2011

Republic of Florida Militia

A 3-member club of fat kids in Tallahassee who work part time at local fast food franchises. They meet monthly in their parent's basements to discuss video games news and little known Dungeon's & Dragons facts. After said meeting they dress in camouflage and assist the Boy Scouts of America in walking the sidewalks and picking up litter.

I thought I wanted to be in the Republic of Florida Militia, but I really just wanted to impregnate a fat chick with blue hair.

by Jordan Jereb May 13, 2017