Flabintocious

The act of having a super fat chode with rolls the size of uranus. then ragingly cleaning them with a toilet scrubber. and when it feels sooooooo good, you literally shit through your ears.

can you believe Dustin and Sloan Flabintocious themselves everynight!!!!

by dustsloan August 2, 2011

Flacing

The act of flexing your face muscles when a projectile is approaching the gravitational pull of your face

She was juggling the remotes and I couldn't help but flace because she basically threw It at me, Its okay though she caught it.

She pretend to helping, then she stop and laughing at me cause I was flacing in a funny way

by Rotten_Pancakes September 2, 2011

faviator

A pair of fake Aviators. see also foakley.
From combining "faux" and "aviator"
Usually cheap shit that'll last about 4-6 weeks before falling apart, or when your fat friend zak sits on them.

"Nice shades dude, those legit?"
"Nah man, I picked up these faviators in Times Square last week for 5 bucks"

by DJANONYMOUSE2 October 9, 2011

Flail

A better way to say Fail

Man #1: Hey, so Katie, how long have you been pregnant?

Katie: What? I'm not pregnant?!

Man #2: Flail.

by WhatAFlail July 25, 2012

flacid tube

When your cock is flacid but hard enought to be half stiff like a cardboard tube for paper towels

Dude i got a flacid tube in my pants

by Jack niclox May 2, 2014

Flacid Rain

Flacid Rain is when a man ejaculates with a flacid penis.

I was knackered and couldn't get hard but when she started sucking me off I got flacid rain.

by TheCommonestOfDandys June 7, 2014

FLAIB

Means: Fuck Life And Its Bullshit
Used when irritated at something and you don't want everybody to know what you are thinking. Unless they are on the internet in which case Urban Dictionary would tell them.

Dude: "You seriously told my girlfriend I boned her best friend?"
Dude 2: "It was a joke brah. Chill."
Dude: "FLAIB..."
Dude 2: "Lolwut?

by ShadowCruiser June 23, 2014