Berry Farmer 

An individual, male or female, with a such a hirsute anal region that they sport a prolific dingleberry problem.

Roger is a berry farmer. He’s always digging and plucking them out.

Despite a weekly wax, Rachel’s hairy ass made her one hell of a berry farmer.

Berry Farmer by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

Jobby Farmer 

(jobby) farmer. A person who farms jobbies, as in likes rear doors

lee and brian your such jobby farmers!!!

Jobby Farmer by littlemisskyuss June 1, 2007

beard farmer 

1.) One who grows beards, especially in pursuit of competition or political office.
2). Folksy, indie musical genre often characterized by such band members.

Did you catch the two Fleet Foxes sets at Sasquatch? Those guys are real beard farmers.

beard farmer by Seattle Kyle May 26, 2008

Heather Farmer 

Canadian proffessional make-up artist, make-up accessory business owner and public speaker.

Heather Farmer is a Canadian proffessional make-up artist, make-up accessory business owner and public speaker.

Heather Farmer by kboct26 October 6, 2008

Two Fisted Farmer

too fist'd fahr-mer

-Noun

1.) The sexual act of a man placing his penis between the breasts of a lactating woman. The man then takes a breast into each hand and begins milking the woman and spreads the milks over his penis to be used as lubricant.

Man: "Damn, we are out of lube again... I was really looking forward to placing my penis between your breasts and gyrating."

Woman: "How about a Two Fisted Farmer?"

Man: "That's a GREAT idea. I am so glad you are still lactating!"

Two Fisted Farmer by Buster Highmen December 9, 2009

Retard Farmer 

A person who looks over Retards

"hey look it's one of those Retard Farmers!" *Everyone Laughs*

Retard Farmer by Mike March 1, 2004

ass farmer 

A male whose preferred method of sexual intercourse is by penetrating the ass of another man.

Don't go to San Fran; nothing by Ass Farmer's out there.

ass farmer by King Sr. July 1, 2003