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false terrible

a falsehood so heinous as to be worthy of incoherent, spluttered response.
Hipster 1: So Rob says you smurfed him in the carpark...
Hipster 2: I... adda...wibba...that's a false terrible! What an arseclown.
by lowcloud April 22, 2008
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failedge

another word for fail, but this word we arent immune to yet so it has more effect on other people.
someone 1: FAILEDGE
someone 2: ahhh, dont say that, im not immune to it. its hurts me so much. im getting really mad now!!
by bayyliee September 28, 2009
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falser

Someone who may actually think they are a type of person like an emo, an anarchist, etc. but really dont act like one.
bobby: I'm so emo.

Phil: then whats the deal with the smiley face t-shirt and great attitude you stupid falser?
by Lil' snoopy November 30, 2009
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Failsate

From fail and sate - to satisfy... Satisfying a perverse inner drive to watch people and things fail spectacularly
Did you see the guy on the BMX have a massive stack? Man, that was failsate!
by Hunkamunka February 24, 2010
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False booking

When you someone on FB or MS talks about how wonderful life is and always post about what a good time they are having...And then when you actually spend time with them they are just misserable....
Yvette: So how did your night out with Lisa go
Crissy: OMG!!! She looked like a lot of fun on FB, but she was totally misserable. Not sure she even knows how to be happy...
Yvette: Yeah, I've I run into a few "false bookers" myself.
Crissy: "False booking" is so misleading
Yvette: Oh look!!! her "life is AMAZING today"
by TerribleTink June 23, 2010
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Failnet

An interlaced network of extremely potent hard fails.
John Smith: Hey Jenny, I fucked your sister with crabs last night before fucking you! ahah go join the failnet!

Jenny Smith: Fuck you John! I am not fail!
by jakethewake August 27, 2010
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Failed^2

When a person failure is so far beyond the limitations of the word fail.
Person A: I just met a guy at a bar who told me he loved me, I was so happy that I slept with him.

Person B: Really? You have Failed^2 in life.
by Kurt Austin March 12, 2011
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