A piece of garbage some faggot nerd made up that killed all the chances guys wanting to get laid.
Facebook did 3 things
A. Turned all girls into star wannabes, therefore all girls have a like page and all they care about is attention.
Sites like Xanga and Myspace used to be hookup sites but ever since the garbage Facebook came up it all of sudden became a " networking " site
B. Every attempt a guy makes on A girl every other girl will know about it. Hence the " mutual " friends.
One girl would meet a guy and ask his or her mutual friends how that guy is, if the mutual friend says something bad about the guy the guy is DONE.
C. Increased the amount of club promoters, a bunch of faggots that just want women inside the club meaning girls used to go to clubs to meet men, but when the discovered they are in demand for the club door, they started to just go there to get attention.
In general Facebook is a piece of garbage that destroyed chances for guys to get laid, or meet women in general
Other uses of Facebook is that it makes it extremely awkward for guys that failed after messaging a chick and meeting them in person
Facebook did 3 things
A. Turned all girls into star wannabes, therefore all girls have a like page and all they care about is attention.
Sites like Xanga and Myspace used to be hookup sites but ever since the garbage Facebook came up it all of sudden became a " networking " site
B. Every attempt a guy makes on A girl every other girl will know about it. Hence the " mutual " friends.
One girl would meet a guy and ask his or her mutual friends how that guy is, if the mutual friend says something bad about the guy the guy is DONE.
C. Increased the amount of club promoters, a bunch of faggots that just want women inside the club meaning girls used to go to clubs to meet men, but when the discovered they are in demand for the club door, they started to just go there to get attention.
In general Facebook is a piece of garbage that destroyed chances for guys to get laid, or meet women in general
Other uses of Facebook is that it makes it extremely awkward for guys that failed after messaging a chick and meeting them in person
James: Yo man I tried talking to this girl on facebook, I think her name is Sarah or something, she is fine as fuck, I'm definitely gonna get it!
John: Forget about it man Sarah a " mutual " friend of mine already called you a player.
James: Fucking A man, sofucking A...
John: Forget about it man Sarah a " mutual " friend of mine already called you a player.
James: Fucking A man, sofucking A...
by Diamond Liger September 5, 2012
Get the Facebookmug. M: It just comes to prove facebook is the reason we can't have nice things...once again, another joke ruined.
J: I'm sure the joke's been ruined multiple times, that's why facebook exists.
J: I'm sure the joke's been ruined multiple times, that's why facebook exists.
by dazthespaz December 1, 2010
Get the facebookmug. When something comes out that is new and revolutionary, then a year or so later something else comes out that takes the concept of the first thing and makes it better, ultimately leading to more popularity of the second thing and the decline of the first thing. That's getting facebooked.
Ex- myspace defeat by facebook
Ex- myspace defeat by facebook
Guy 1: Hey remember when Guitar Hero 3 came out?
Guy 2:Yeah
Guy 1: But then Rock Band came out the same year and was better?
Guy 2:Yeah
Guy 1:Guitar Hero totally got facebooked!
Guy 2:Yeah
Guy 1: But then Rock Band came out the same year and was better?
Guy 2:Yeah
Guy 1:Guitar Hero totally got facebooked!
by "Caesar" The Great September 30, 2010
Get the Facebookedmug. Jill: "oh...hes facebookable"
or
Brian: "Yo what do u think about that chick over there?"
Jahn: "WHOA snap out of it.....she is absolutley not facebookable."
or
Brian: "Yo what do u think about that chick over there?"
Jahn: "WHOA snap out of it.....she is absolutley not facebookable."
by Lindsay C. February 16, 2008
Get the facebookablemug. Gwen: Can I read the next chapter in the story you're writing?
Gerard: Sure. I'll facebook it to you.
Gerard: Sure. I'll facebook it to you.
by EmoKid January 8, 2009
Get the facebookmug. Giving a man oral sex while reciting lines from a book or story so as to create vibrations along the man's penis, providing extra stimulation.
by Jkjoijhwef JIOJiojfioewjfiowef June 11, 2006
Get the Facebookmug. When you write something personal on facebook, and then someone who you're not really friends with finds out.
I didn't want my relationship status to appear on facebook, so I removed it. Facebook handled this by creating a mini-feed item that said "YourDailyLOL is no longer listed as Single!" Then random coworkers came up to me to ask about the "big news." The irony, though, is that I've been in an ltr for over a year, but just didn't want to announce it. I got facebooked.
by YourDailyLOL October 21, 2008
Get the facebookedmug.