Because it's politically inconvenient for me

Yeah, I'll get right on that. I'm sure this is the necessary sacrifice. I mean it's obvious right? Because this would solve... Wait... Which of MY problems would that solve? Is it none? Who's problems would it solve? Yours!? Are you solving any of my problems? What problem of MINE would that solve? Ask yourself that.

Jeep Jorp (Not A Doctor) "You just HAVE to sacrifice a part of yourself! If you don't, you'll DIE!"

Hym "Oh yeah? Which part?"

Jeep Jorp "Ummm.... This... One?"

Hym "Why?"

Deep Dorp "Because it's politically inconvenient for me- Er, Wait... Because YOU need to! Or you'll die!"

Hym "What is some kind of phone ghost going to eat me? Who would that help more? Me or you?"

Neep Norp "Me! Er... You see... If you give up on your dreams... I can continue swindle bible dorks and sell them to my conservative business-owner friends- I mean... Jesus! Jesus NEEDS you... To let me... Take things from you... So I can keep pretending... To be an extra-special guy- Er, wait, no! GAWD... Gave Samson magic hair... And now Samson... Is like a metaphor for doing whatever I generally want people to do... So, YOU need to do what I want... So YOU... Will get magic hair..."

Hym "O... K... Are you God in this metaphor?"

Geep Gorp "Um... No? But when God... Told Abraham... To Sacrifice Issac... He said HE wants YOU to give up on your dreams... And he KNEW you would do it... In the Future... So- And that's why he told Abraham not to kill Issac... So, if you don't do it... Issac will die... In the Past... That's the sacrifice... He took... Instead of a guys child... You- It'll preserve the time-line... Yes. You have to do it because God's time magic will make a past-guy re-sacrifice his kid and then you get magic hair... Yeah..."

Hym "Ok..."

by Hym Iam October 19, 2023

It's over for you

When someone doesn't know what "mogging", "mogged", or "mog" means. Or when a person stops their mewing streak

Person 1: I just talked man and stopped mewing
Person 2: It's over for you

Person 1: Bro, chad is totally mogging me

Person 2: It's over for you

by jpoxfred123 November 24, 2023

it’s over for you

negative canthal tilt + no jawline + fat cheekbones

anyone that isn’t jordan barrett

dude 1 : dude she didnt tried kiss me the second I met her
dude 2 : it’s over for you

by ropemaxxing February 11, 2024

It only gets worse for Hym

If you allow them to suceed in doing THIS👆 I'm taking someone's kid away.

Hym "They have a philosophy of 'it only gets worse for Hym' and I can take that out on you kids whenever I want. I'm not letting them win. I'm not letting them condemn me to a fate guys. Every action they take is to that end and it isn't cute. They will do it to YOU if you get out of line. And they aren't an authority capable of making that decision and acting on it legally. They aren't calling my bluff. They are absolving themselves so that THEY THEMSELVES don't have to live with the consequences of MY decision. MY decision will be final. Theirs is not. I'm not jumping through hoops. I'm not going to do it myself. Their plan is to sit there and AFFIRM me and then refuse to do anything other that affirmation and it is going to get someone's kid killed if you let it. The affirmation isn't enough. Hym gets what he wants and he gets it now or one unlucky contestant gets a free and immediate trip to heaven."

by Hym Iam October 21, 2025

hello is it me you are looking for?

a song.

hello is it me you are looking for?

by lololo manden February 21, 2018

It’s dizzy over there for you

Chaotic
Shambles
Disrupted
To present confidence without having it all together, later creating an embarrassing event.

Wow, you thought you were telling someone off, but unfortunately…. it’s dizzy over there for you.

by Thirdweeknd December 8, 2021

It's back to carpets for you.

The famous line Top Gear presenter James May said against Saudi Arabians.

Jeremy: So if you're watching this in Saudi Arabia, *wheeze*

James: It's back to carpets for you.

by randombeans June 11, 2022