Thick As A Brick

The definition of "masterpiece." Jethro Tull's definitive progressive rock concept album. The whole album is one 45-minute long song. The lyrics appear to have some deep hidden meaning on the surface, but delving deeper, they are actually satirical, done with Monty-Python style humor. The music is complex, seemless, moving, and is undefinable to just one genre.
The mainstream can go listen to their H.I.M., 50 Cent, beyonce, or my chemical romance. That's their choice (a choice that's "thick as a brick" indeed). I'll go listen to some REAL music... (puts on some Jethro Tull)
by Morningwood February 13, 2007
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hauling bricks

having to take a dump; carrying around feces that is ready to be expelled; needing a bowel movement
Dude step on the gas! I'm hauling bricks over here!
by TheEvilHammer October 25, 2010
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brick titties

So cold outside titties are frozen like ice bricks.
"Damn man its so cold outside its brick titties"
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Brick Tambland

A cognitively challenged weather reporter on the Chanel 4 news team. He has an IQ of 48 and wants to know what love is more than anything in the world. He also has a very high vioce when singing "Afternoon Delight"
Brick: I stabbed a man with a trident in the heart. There were horses and a man on fire!
Ron" I was meaning to talk to you about that... You might want to find a safe house or a close relative. You are probably wanted for murder.
by Ben P January 25, 2005
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brick and mortar

An adjective usually used to describe a store.
Opposed to online stores, a brick and mortar store has a physical address, hence the term brick and mortar, the materials used to construct a building.
You could buy item A on ebay, or you could find it at your local brick and mortar retailer.
by JyL. June 04, 2006
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Brick Eater

A human being so offensively ugly that it appears they have been eating bricks since the age of 3.
by Gilgamesh1989 July 11, 2008
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Slippery Brick

Insult used by Irish dairy farmers in the mid-eighteenth century to imply that someone was like butter (aka slippery, as in untrustworthy). Kind of a catchall insult similar to « fuck you! »
Ye took my cow, ye slippery brick!

I canna believe ye slept with Connor’s wife, ye really slipped his brick.
by a_bigyoshi December 04, 2021
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