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Gay Foghorn

When something someone says or does is TOTALLY asinine, stupid, R-tarded or the like then the Gay Foghorn must be brought out.

You make a hand pulling motion as if you were honking the horn of a semi truck, and make a fog horn sound high to low, "GAAAAAAAAAAYYY-AAAAAAAAAAA"

When a Gay Foghorn is used appropriately the user is bought a drink of their choice by the offender. However, if the Gay Foghorn is used inappropriately, the falsely charged 'offender' is then allowed to have his choice of either giving the abuser (aka user)a cock punch or having a drink bought for him by said abuser.
A couple of dudes are at a bar just chilin having some brewski's. Then a Clay Aiken remix comes on over the speakers and one dude, lets call him Klein, says, "This is totally my jam, lets go dance!" Lunchbox looks at him and says <insert fog horn pulling motion> "GAAAAAAAAAAYYY-AAAAAAAAAAA" Having been given the Gay Foghorn, Klein then understands the error of his ways and retreats inside himself and buys Lunchbox a delicious Caucasian.
by Tjockiss September 29, 2006
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foggot

Advanced stage of faggot, where the named person needs to plug his rear up with a cork in order to keep his shit inside his ass. This is due to too much ass-ing his partner and not being able to control his rectal muscles
Hey, look, that foggot has shat his pants once again. He must've forgotten his assplug.
by Jou ma January 25, 2004
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fogo

One who participates, condones, allies to, or is otherwise attached to unethical videogame play. In early 2003 this word was devised and used as one of the harshes insults amoung the midwest gaming community, however in its most accurate origins applied only to the first game in the Halo series (Halo Combat Evolved). Later that same year the term extended to multiplayer RTS's (real time strategy) and eventually into all videogames, where the terminology is now accepted.

Instances of being a fogo (or fogotry) include but are not limited to:
Roofing
Camping
Pistol Bitching
Snipe whores
Ghost whores
Invisabitches
I hate having tony on my team, he's such a fogo.

Those fogotic bastards won't get out of the damn fort!

Your fogotry ends now read team!

These fogos wont know what hit them.
by Adm Boughton March 24, 2005
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foggot face

Used as a verbal insult towards potentially dangerous people.
by Sean May 13, 2005
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Foggo

1.Another word for bang or bear
2.A sick Mc from letree
yo that party was foggo
yo u see that foggo it was huge
by Jabonga March 7, 2007
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Puerto Rican Foghorn

Is when a person is going down to give you a blow job you roll back at the last second and fart right into her face making the sound effect of a fog horn
this bitch was pissin me off so when she went down to blow me i gave her a nasty ass puerto rican foghorn
by travs02 December 20, 2008
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follow the monkeys

Slang for smoking crack. Used for saying you smoked crack while not wanting to draw attention to yourself.
Crackhead: I was following the monkeys all night.
Crackwhore: I follow the monkeys everynight!
by dustinvk July 27, 2008
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