Ferk

a fucking jerk.

Someone: Bob has recently became a ferk to me over the past month.
Someone 2: Cool, no one gives a fuck.

by plsapproveme August 12, 2020

fergie

To have anal sex with a woman while holding on to her humps, her humps, her lovely lady lumps. To put your junk in her trunk.

I fergied her 'til her eyes rolled up.

by Urban Observer December 26, 2008

fergie

One who partakes in singing songs in which they are the main subject; egotistical.

That loser wouldn't stop talking about himself! He is SUCH a fergie.

by J-Don March 27, 2007

ferona

A beautiful woman that no man can resist. she is the ultimate girl.

i need a Ferona in my life

by IFLU June 9, 2017

sickly ferguson

The act of having oral sex so vigorously with a partner that she vomits.

"mah nigga what happened with that chickenhead you was mackin last night?"
"yo i gave that bitch a sickly ferguson."
"word?"
"yeah bitch musta ate a pound of government cheese."

by akmatic January 29, 2010

Feed Fernando

The act of deficating into a toilet bowl already spackeled with human feces. Fernando is that Mexican dude with a fecal fetish that just can't seem to get enough poo in his diet. The spackeling found in toilets refers to the remnants of Fernando's turd-log fetish which commonly adorn the corner of his lips. Fernando is a smallish Mexican man in love with himself, and his jet-setting life and will do anything in his power to fuck over the next guy in line to get what he wants. He's the backstabbing, shit-eating little douchebag that everyone hates.

Bruce: Oh god! (stomach rumbling)

Vince: What's wrong man? Did that pile of carne asada do a number on you, or was it the sauce you used to add all that flavor?

Bruce: I'm not sure, but if I don't go and "Feed Fernando" soon, I'm going to paint the inside of my underwear with a stream of butt coffee!

by bruceygofuckyourself June 8, 2011

Ferris State University

College in the middle of NOWHERE (Big Rapids, MI). Mostly filled with students who enjoy drinking, pick up trucks, and country music. Many parties. A place where there are far more males than females. Nice place!

ya'll wanna party and drink beer at ferris state university?

by ya'll know September 30, 2005