fergied

Verb. To purposely not invited to a gathering where the rest of the family is invited to.

Ex: My sister is fergied, she's not on the guest list.

by momagola March 9, 2011

Fergied

The instance when "That Guy" Bitch slaps a indiviual that does not expect it and then runs away and laughs

Watch out guys dont get Fergied.

by The Fergy November 4, 2007

fergied

the act of inventing a process designed to act as a "speedbump" and cause disruption to current work.

usually an act performed while the bottom lip is trembling and toys have been launched from the pram.

ive done 4 hours work on this, and hes just fergied me, now itll take me another 4 hours to redo it!

by honey monster February 26, 2008

Fergoed

The act of putting ones hand up a ladies dress in a night club and her not enjoying it.

That girl got fergoed last night

by bazza i mean b-ri July 23, 2011

do a Fergie

Definition: Pissing your pants. Wetting yourself. (During a 2005 performance with the Black Eyed Peas. Fergie explained that she was rushing to get onstage and had no time to visit the lavatory and pissed her pants).

Examples:

Jo: I cant find a toilet.
Jason: Just do a Fergie.

I was so drunk, I did a Fergie.

I couldn't find a toilet in time, so I did a Fergie.

I was in the pool and did a Fergie.

I was swimming in the ocean, so I did a Fergie.

by Thevos January 10, 2022

Fergie's Watch

A timepiece that runs contrary to the laws of physics.

If your football team is winning after 90 minutes your watch actually runs faster than the referee's. The other teams coach hs a watch that runs slower. And the referee's runs like crap whether your winning or losing. This is Fergie's Watch.

by WillonWheels. July 5, 2010

DIrty Fergie "Office Style"

Is when someone else left the shop bathroom in such a stench and mess, you go into the closed down office ladies room and drop a deuce in a toilet that's been turned off because of a broken pipe.

Worker 1: You went in the girls room up front? That's been closed for six months because of that broken pipe!

Worker 2: Well now their not using it for at least a year after I dropped that dirty fergie "office style" on them!

by unlemongoose September 19, 2009