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Fakon

An amalgamation of the terms "fake" and "Akon" used as a nickname for R&B singer Akon during his early career. Akon was portrayed as a felon in his debut single "Locked Up" and has repeatedly claimed that he spent three years in prison. However, paperwork and interviews with prosecutors and detectives has shown that he was never convicted of any felonies, leading to accusations of Akon being a phony.
Chris: Akon be the realest dude in the R&B game.

Derrick: You're wrong, man. Fakon's never even been convicted.
by JT520 January 10, 2014
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Falcon Punch

The Falcon Punch is perfection. The Punch that sets ablaze at MACH 7 Speed as it connects withwith it's prey. Be very afraid of a Falcon Punch. Instant death on Smash Bros. at a 40% damage. Captain Falcon is the only God. Top Tier? No. God Tier.
Use of a Falcon Punch ...
When a Falcon Knee hits. Every bone in your sorry fleshy sack that you call yourself goes through immediate obliteration in 1÷Infinity seconds. Your entire body rendered worthless as it experiences the journey passing through Hell and back five times. Unable to move, you are crippled; and so He spares your soul. He has crushed you under his pinky finger because your moves simply weren't good enough. He will seek you through the 9 Hells and snuff out your soul from your useless, puny body. By now you may think yourself better off than the others who faced a similar fate, but He doesn't agree. His fist sets ablaze in a backspin as he hurdles through the fifth dimension and raises to a temperature of 3000°c before he releases his motion through his arm, connecting with your jaw at MACH 7 speed. Instantly. There is no more. You are gone. You failed to show Him your moves, and you suffered your fate. He is Falcon.
by ShreyanM April 5, 2016
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Falcon Punch

When you fist a girl and shove your dick in at the same time.
I just falcon punched my girlfriend last night.
by crucialbars June 19, 2017
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jimmy fallon

Quite possibly the least talented, least funny human being in existence. The living embodiment of "mediocrity". The personification of "cringe". 🤦 ♂️😬

As a stand-up comedian fallon was known for his mildly decent celebrity impressions — which sounded like the celebrities he was imitating, though he never made any actual "jokes" using said impressions. On saturday night live he was known for constantly breaking character and laughing in every sketch he was in (a characteristic lorne michaels seemed to adore 🙄). As a late night talk show host jimmy fallon is renowned for his poor monologue delivery, terrible jokes which illicit no laughter (unless you're a live audience member who is forced to fake laugh whenever the "applause sign" lights up), shitty interviewing skills, and forcing his celebrity guests to play asinine games as a "time filler" and as a distraction from his complete and utter lack of comedic talent.
by Squat Cobbler 187 January 29, 2023
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Jimmy Fallon Syndrome

When one realizes that they seem to be the only one that hates something or someone that everyone else loves, enjoys, or praises, because they still harbor memories of when said person or thing used to suck.
Person 1: "Everybody loves Robert Downey Jr. now & I just don't get it. I guess I'm stuck seeing him as the awful, trainwreck he was when he was younger."

Person 2: "Sounds like you've got Jimmy Fallon Syndrome."
by noSreanganOrm March 29, 2023
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blue falcon

A Marine or other service member that thinks of himself above all other in his unit. Blue Falcon is an acronym for Buddy Fucker. Usually a Blue Falcon is the guy in a unit no one likes.
by anonymous November 17, 2004
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falconer

1. the really creepy guy in the office mail room

In ref. to character from SNL.
Stop laughing here comes the falconer with the Fed Ex.
by thecharles September 22, 2007
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