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Feathers Facts

When somebody tells a story about their accomplishments that is so outrageous it can't possibly be true; considering the person telling the story.
Feathers Facts teller: "Dude, I have 8 different state records in track. I am also the only player to never lose a game in a soccer career. One game I scored 4 goals then left with the other team's cheerleaders and had my 6th, no wait, 14th orgy. It was pretty cool."

Feathers Facts victim: "Is that guy serious? But he's such a fat douchebag."

Feathers Facts bystander: "Dude, you just got fed some Feathers Facts."
by Diogenes of Sinope February 9, 2013
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Facebook rape

the access of a Facebook account by a third party, unknown to the account's owner, which alters and adds humiliating or otherwise derogatory words to the account's profile for the purpose of a prank. The act usually takes place between friends after one leaves their Facebook account logged in.
"Aw man, someone totally Facebook raped me...my only interest is 'dildoing menholes' now. I gotta log off next time I leave the library."
by Foxtail January 6, 2008
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faceless

A wrod describing an online persona/individual that has no form of media identifying the actual person behind the computer.
"This guy who just requested me is faceless."
by TrindMyst September 8, 2007
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faciliphonologicaltagnosticator

Dr. Ben Abraham. Likes to use his own words and phrases such as "AntiChritoCological." Is often seen on channel 11 in the greater Portland area. Like to relate Dragons to Dracula and revelations.
Dr. Ben Abraham is a faciliphonologicaltagnosticator.

What the hell is a faciliphonologicaltagnosticator?
by skud March 22, 2005
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fachay

Noun
A woman’s face. Believed to have originated by guidos in the Jersey Shore area, now heavily used in the upper Midwest. The word derives from how a person of Italian or similar descent would pronounce the English word “face” if they were to read it in their native tongue. The term was originally used only in reference to the face; however, it has also evolved to describe a myriad of other nouns, most notably cigarettes and women’s breasts.
“Wow she’s pretty. She has a beautiful fachay.”
“Look at those huge fachays! They’re almost falling out of her shirt!”
“Dude let’s go outside and smoke a fachay. Maybe there will be some hot fachays out there.”
by ericj69 April 1, 2008
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rainbow factory

Once upon a time, in the Magical Land of Equestria, there floated the city of Cloudsdale. Cloudsdale is charged with manufacturing all of Equestria's weather, which is then shipped in much the same way Fed Ex works.

One day, a guy named WoodenToaster decided to write a catchy, but mildly disturbing song about how Cloudsdale makes rainbows in something called a "rainbow factory."

William Shakespeare's greatx10^8 grandson, AuroraDawn, took this idea a step further. Due to the lack of academic analysis of Equestrian weather manufacturing, He decided to write a fanfiction called Rainbow Factory, which offered the following explanation: Cloudsdale is governed by elitist NAZIs that demand every pegasus pass a flight test to live, and whoever did not is sent to the rainbow factory, where they are then killed and recycled into Spectra, a key ingredient in the production of rainbows.

The Rainbow Factory fanfiction also contains one of the most notable examples of the "Scootabuse" phenomenon.

It should also be noted that this contributor lacks the abdominal muscles to ever read Rainbow Factory.
by UnrestrictedSanity December 15, 2013
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Facebook

Let's Facebook insert person's name to see how they're doing right now.
by tricegrace March 19, 2010
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