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tumblife experience

When a teenage boy/girl thinks they know more about life than you because of something they read on Tumblr.
Tumblrite: Why do you even smoke weed you filthy pig? You do realize you don't need drugs to have a good time! Why don't you go rape an innocent woman? Because that's what degenerate male pot-smoking pigs do!
White male who needs to check his privilege: What the fuck are you talking about? Go somewhere else with your tumblife experience.
by ExtaticKitteh May 24, 2015
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boyfriend experience

A service offered my male prostitutes which involves making the client feel as though he or she has a boyfriend (e.g., dinner, dates, activities)
Do you offer boyfriend experience? Maybe we could get dinner before we fuck...
by LeRichard April 8, 2023
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The Office Experiment

A great Roblox game where you have to find weapons and survive tasks until the last person is standing. Your coworkers will be mentally unstable and will try to kill you.
The office experiment is such a psychotic game”
by Labradoodle 2190 November 4, 2023
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by Adujasty343 May 22, 2025
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Work Experience

A way that schools force you into a "work environment"

But in a "work environment" you are paid money.

Basically legal child labour
School "Hey kid you wanna do work experience?"

Kid "Am I paid for the labour?"

Schools "no? Why do you need money, you're a child"

Kid "isn't that just child labour?"

School "haha no"
by SchoolIsFlawed June 25, 2023
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The Neegin Collection or The Neegin Experience

this happens when a lot of people have a certain hero and named after him or legally change their name to them and may even share the same birthday and have the same features like skin color and height or description. and it could be for many reasons like their greatest role model, or the person name gives them protection against attackers, or they really love the name more than they own and the original such a good day: that he don't mind either. for an example the name John Smith is so vast and plentiful all around the world and it's counter part Jane Smith for female. it's really great experience hearing all the great stories on how it unfolds so specially for each person and always more is added indirectly and independently it's not a conspiracy or anything like that. purely coincidence probably the only one too.
The Neegin Collection or The Neegin Experience is something most people wouldn't care about learning because it's so mundane but to the few who loves to adventure or explore it's a nice little side quest or side adventure.
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ultimate customer experience

When a company or organization provides customer service that exceeds all expectations and you walk away feeling like a pretty princess. Abbreviated as UCE.
I just went to the scooter shop and had the ultimate customer experience.
by babouarcher June 30, 2017
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