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Pretentious Dylan Lover

A person who claims to be a fan of Folk Legend Bob Dylan, but in actuality they know and like a few songs and are quite unaware of the real genius that is Dylan. They also use this love and faux knowledge of Bob Dylan to seem cool and hip in certain settings.

How a Pretentious Dylan Lover came to like Bob Dylan can be explained in a number of ways. A boy they liked could have played a Dylan song on the guitar, or they could have seen Watchmen. What ever the reason they have normally only been aware of Dylan for a few weeks and want every one to know that they know and like Bob Dylan. Bob Dylan!

A Pretentious Dylan Lover will be excited about a new Bob Dylan album, or tour, where as everyone else knows there is nothing to be excited about. A Bob Dylan song could come on the radio and a Pretentious Dylan Lover would be unaware that the song is by Bob Dylan- that is how most Pretentious Dylan Lover are in fact found out.
She doesn't really like Bob Dylan, she is just a Pretentious Dylan Lover.
by DJ Bojangles September 20, 2009
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Dylans Asshole

A place where children hide, they fear never to return. The only two people who have ever returned from the black hole is Tala and Jean Micheal, from a brave adventure that lasted 50 minutes in Dylans bedroom. The children need wheel chairs.
by meowkat22alex October 16, 2008
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Bro Dylan is a fruit
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Somewhat famine, but so adorable.
Easy to fall for, but it's worth it.
Can make your day perfect from just seeing him.
Everything is perfect with him in the picture.
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dylan wright

A person with black hair and is a friend to all. He looks like an ape's asshole but is still a rad guy to party with.
"yo dog you hear about dylan wright, he got the shit raped out of him last night.'
by GandalfTheBlack February 11, 2014
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Dylan Pulver

Someone who is good at cards against humanity
OMG! Look at Dylan Pulver! He is winning our game of cards against humanity!
by dpulver94 January 22, 2014
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Dylan Stephens

One badass motherfucker. He will fuck your bitch, then slap your mom.
I wish I was as cool as Dylan Stephens.
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