douche duffel

the big poppa douche; a douche duffel is a person who is the biggest possible douche. douche duffels are people who are not only behemoth in stature, but also behemoth in thier degree of doucheness.

oh my god man, that guy was such a douche duffel i couldn't help but stop and stare, but then i had to book it at the last minute so his wide load didn't own my ass

by Bean6969 March 13, 2008

fluffle duffle

Nonsensical word used to contribute to a conversation when there is nothing left to say.

Alex: that burger was tasty

Sarah: nice! Maybe I'll order that next time

Alex: yeah you should get it with cheese

David: ... cheesy weazy lemon squeezy

Sarah: oh David and his fluffle duffle

by Waffle falafel March 11, 2017

duffle bag

the act of warming ones nuts (i.e. in the shower) to a point that they sag as low as they can possibly go and then placing them on someone's face so that they go from ear to ear.

That guys nuts were so huge, I tried to tea bag him and he duffle bagged me instead.

by Mayonaisse Man December 19, 2011

duff

Duff
1. The type of Beer (Homer Simpson) drinks.
2.The ugly girl that hangs out with the good looking girl.
3. Also used for the gun butting move in the XBOX game Halo.

1.Homer drinks alot of Duff.
2.Man that duff is making her look better.
3. Oh shit man u got duffed.

by Jeff October 21, 2004

Hilary Duff

ugly blonde preppy whore who started out as an actress on disney channel and then got a record deal even thought she cant sing for shit. she is a big poseur who thinks shes punk (see: Avril Lavigne, Ashlee Simpson) and is dating the punk poseur lead singer of good charlotte. she is the younger sis of actress haylie duff

girl: mommy i want to be jsut like hilary duff when i grow up!
mom: if you say that again ill shoot you

by sarrahxcore May 11, 2006

duffus

Name for the worst people in existence, also name for vagina or something thats broken.

Duff: "My name is @##$ Duffus"
Bystandard: "How do you sleep at night"

by Patrick!@#$%%^^ April 28, 2006

Dufflebag

The act of shitting in a tube sock, and then proceeding to mercilessly beat someone in the face with it.

Greg pisses Johnny off by hitting on his sister, so Johnny dufflebagged the crap out of him.

by Tiso November 1, 2006