Strum the dummy

To slam the ham or beat the meat; to masturbate with one's trouser worm.

Jeffrey is upstairs trying to strum the dummy, while the rest of us are trying to play hide the kielbasa in the family room.

by Unlearned Hand July 24, 2019

Dummy cakes

Refers to a person who has a lumpy butt or just not a very attractive butt.

Dang, that girl has some dummy cakes. Thats gross.

by fcnaksl December 19, 2012

dummy check

A check someone gets form the state if are legally considered “retarded”

The only reason why that Timmy has every new shoe is thanks to that dummy check

by Pinzler December 14, 2020

Dummy

To further agree that something is good

Me: You like them
Them: Ye i fuck with emm heavyyy
Me: How heavy👀👀
Them: Dummy Heavy

by Localroach June 16, 2023

Tac Dummy

Tac Dummy, (n).A type of sex doll highly prized in the San Jose area, but not always called a 'tackle' dummy. An assemblage of laundry and sheets or blankets or pillows made to roughly resemble a humanoid form used for sexual gratification. Originally rumored to have started in the Bay Area near San Jose, but nobody is sure exactly where. The tac dummy has either a vagina made of socks wrapped around a shirt or flipped, or a penis made of wrapped shirt or some other object, depending on the user's preference. The typical basic model takes about 45 minutes to assemble, so most guys will just forget it and poke a hole in a pillow or rub a nut on a sock. Disposing of the jizz in the sock can be done easily via hamper.

Daryl.: Hey Max, did you try that new doll last night?
Max: You mean the tac dummy? Yeah, it was okay.
Daryl: Well last week mine chafed. I have to remember not to get the sock pussy wet before I nut in it.

Max: Eew, that's gross.

by duggyfuurt33 June 19, 2011

Dummies for Dummies

The title of a completed manuscript that is dividing both literary agents and editors, because they have yet to find any common ground whether or not publishing such an apparently condescending or insulting book would be suitable for public consumption.

“Dummies for Dummies” seems to fall under the Humor section, or it may not, because it’s up to everyone’s imagination who’s the target audience for this title: MAGA cult patriots, white Taliban terrorists, or Antifa thugs, or all three?

by Fasters December 11, 2023

Dummy thicc

When you look at the thiccness and immediately start acting like a dummy.

As soon as I saw those dummy thicc thighs I offered to raise her kids as my own.

by itchyd November 3, 2022