Mondo Duke

The act of taking shits worse than the bombs dropped on Japan the art of the Mondo Duke leaves the bathroom render useless as any nigga who dares to enter will gang banged by the intense smell of your masterpiece thus named a Mondo Duke

Bill:Man I took a MONDO DUKE
Jose: que? MONDO DUKE?
Bill:Jose i took the biggest shit ever the bathroom cant be used anymore
Jose:Que? Bano?
Bill:JOSE NOOOOOOO!

by Niggalini May 17, 2020

Gnarly duke

A massive, seemly non-human, DUMP. This can be in the form of a hammer head or the prairie dog variety but most often follows a two day drinking and eating binge.

On the way to the party, I had to stop and take a Gnarly Duke.

I just laid down a Gnarly Duke.

I'll be over to help you move your stuff but I have to take a Gnarly Duke first.

by wood dick September 29, 2011

Duke Decosta

Duke Decosta is a Rhicc piece of Polynesian meat that likes to play fortnite whit his girlfriend Zach and likes to strangle baby dolls.

Duke decosta is hanging out with his boyfriend, Zach

by Xxbrutansion September 14, 2019

Man Dukes

Men wearing cut-off, short-shorts.

Old or gay men wearing Man Dukes six-ten inches above the knee.....

by 1kissable July 5, 2009

Duke Wellington

fecal matter derived from a human anus a.k.a. shit,crap,poop,poo,doo,deuce. Often shortened to "Wellington"

Yo, I need to drop a Duke Wellington.
Check out this gargantuan Wellington.

by morkfard May 4, 2003

dirty duke

A dirty duke is a guy who is pretty much a piece of shit ... He will screw anything that walks... He is insecure and needs to be praised by low life's ... He's the size of a turd but most likely on steriods so a turd with muscles to be exact ... Stay away if you ever run into a dirty duke bec you will stink like shit for a while

Dirty duke just bagged himself a bad Abby he loves a skank bottom feeder.

by Dream girl January 2, 2014

Pulling a Duke

choking, blowing and crying.

San Diego State lost in the Sweet 16 but at least lose by Pulling a Duke!

by UNCLover April 11, 2011