dmitch

Dmitch is a great person. They are great at what they do and have very few flaws. They make others around them feel wonderful. Dmitch is able to make fun out of nothing in any environment.

Dmitch you’re so COOOOL.

by The great definor December 9, 2021

canal-ditched

Waking up alone after having regrettable sex with a girl from West Phoenix.

Last night sucked, I got canal-ditched in Buckeye Arizona, now I have the clap.

by naysh December 22, 2009

Pre-ditch

To "ditch" or "comedically abandon" someone before an event or meeting without their knowledge.

Yo let's pre-ditch John, I hate that guy.

by deeezznuts June 11, 2011

Blister Ditch

An infected, puss filled vagina.

She was super hot, but had a bad case of blister ditch.

by Tag Napson August 21, 2013

the doitch

the space between the wall and the bed

Mimi fell in the doitch and was stuck for 30 minutes. it's emotionally scarring

by kmoney December 20, 2015

Lickin Ditch

To eat a women out.

Dave was totally lickin ditch last night!

by iambeer July 31, 2016

butthole ditch

A girl who has a small ass but a huge butthole

Derick: yo did you hear Katie has a butthole ditch
Rick: really how wide
Derick: nine fingers

by Old willy stroker August 31, 2017