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Doctor Moangroan

Refers to any "low-stamina" dude --- usually middle-aged or older --- with moderate chronic aches and pains which prevent him from seeking regular employment, although he does still attempt to assist other less-fortunates in "treating" or "curing" minor difficulties in their everyday lives. Every town has at least one or two of these unique hombres.
It's often very easy to determine if Doctor Moangroan is back in town or not --- just poke your head out your front door and crane your head up da street and down da street... if ya hear him moanin' and groanin'. then you know he's back in town. Any time "da Big M" does wearily shuffle back into city limits on his way home again from a brief sojourn to do grocery-shopping or visit friends in a distant place, the townspeople hastily schedule a "Groaners' Anonymous" meeting; to give D.M. his due credit, he has absolutely zero hesitation in acknowledging that he does indeed suffer from a major "groaning" problem, and so he ALWAYS goes to the meeting --- every time --- in fact, he CHAIRS the group --- he heads it up! Not sure how much actual benefit da meetings do him or da multitudes of other huge balding and hairy-stomached dudes with fibromyalgia, Arthur Itis, and/or Charles Horse who also attend said gatherings, but at least you get plenty of companionship, plus they always pass out free glucosamine, chondroitin, and MSM pills to help ease da guys' aches somewhat, and so that's a good thing.
by QuacksO November 15, 2018
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Doctor Whom

Guy 1: Knock Knock
Guy 2: Who’s there?
Guy 1: Doctor
Guy 2: Doctor who?
Guy 1: No, Doctor whom.
by shethey June 24, 2018
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Dick Doctor

An immature male who thinks they could please a woman, but has no idea how to give a woman an orgasam. A Dick Doctor is usually morally conflicted over their desire to be a studly dumb fuck, or a Mormon.
This Dick Doctor keeps texting me to fuck me then talks about buying me a house. Fucking idiot.
by Capt. Motherfucking Awesome December 7, 2021
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Doctor bruh

Doctor bruh will cut your balls off.
Look its doctor bruh! HIDE YO BALLS
by Doctor Bruh December 26, 2020
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Time Doctor

A doctor for time/clocks. someone who works with clocks, or someone who makes time itself work
Tom: Man, i gotta get my clock fixed
Aaron: Just go to the Time Doctor
by Redditor142832 February 27, 2021
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Doctor Scott

Doctor Scott is the nickname for an amazing person born in England in the 1970's who has amazing psychic skills.
Do you need doctor Scott to look into ANY situation for you.
by 75348 May 20, 2021
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Doctor Kippikappy

A children’s game that is played by building a wall across a room, usually made from boxes/random toys, and then splitting into two teams on either side of the wall and proceeding to violently throw stuffed animals over the wall with the objective being to get all of the stuffed animals to your opponent’s side of the room.
I got poked in the eye by a flying stuffed pig when playing Doctor Kippikappy with my siblings.
by Theeholycheeses August 29, 2023
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