Diabetes

A disablilty to preform simple or complicated tasks.
A medical disorder that causes you to be cool.

Mom: Son finnish your homework!
Son: I cant because of my diabetes!
Guy1: Why does he have sooo many friends?
Guy2: Dude, he has diabetes!

by moocowawesomeness April 25, 2009

diabeetus

something random, trying to be funny, out of nowhere

that bumper sticker was so diabeetus...

she sent me a facebook bumper sticker that was diabeetus..whered it come from!?

by nikalisa March 4, 2009

Diabetits

Someone so overweight there is no distinction between neck, chest and stomach and with tits that have gone beyond the capacity of a bra to contain them.

Wow man - look at the size of the DiabeTits on him/her, chest sacks of lard!

How does she tell the difference between her Diabetits and her gut?

by Profana January 10, 2013

Disabled

He's disabled. That is all.

Why does it live where it lives?

It's disabled.

Why does it behave the way it behaves?

It's disabled.

What has it's entire life been?

Getting whatever it wants for NOTHING because it's disabled.

by Hym Iam December 17, 2020

Mental Disability Defence

Another well known failtroll tactic, whenever said troll's behavior, mannerisms or other means of trait are questioned he/she will always bring up a defence blaiming it on their own mental disability rather than try to fix it - they do it apparently because it makes their so called victims "RAEG".

He pulled the Mental Disability Defence when Sal questioned his writing and trolling tactics.

by MM132 September 6, 2012

Disabeered

Your can/bottle of beer gets misplaced due to too many beer cans left sitting around and/or you're just unable to locate. As if your beverage of beer has done a disabeering act.

I swear I just placed my beer right here somewhere, it's as if it Disabeered on me

by FroglickD' February 20, 2026

disabeer

(Some Arithmetic Skills Required) I bring 12 in a small cooler. Next morning I get asked, "How many beers you have?". Me: I rememberrrr..... the first 5 (lightweight, fair 'nuff); there's 2 left in the cooler - that's 5 disabeers. There's a good chance I had at least 1 of those, and sure friends need an extra because for some reason they only brought a couple beers. Disabeers. Thanks spell correct for trying to make me put "disablers". Plural of disabeer. Sometimes you cruise through the night and there's only a single unaccounted for. That would be a disabeer.

Wow Fred. Great party. Only 1 disabeer and I only heard there were a couple hurlers. We should try the kegger next time.

by anonymous March 8, 2026