Dick Interest

When you have done something incredibly bad and you have todo little gestures of recompense until you have ultimately made good on the transgression. Not to be confused with dickterest.

I forgot my girls birthday so I'm paying dick interest until I get her a massage.

by FuzzyRugMan February 28, 2023

cya later dick invader

cya later dick invader is a word you use when you say goodbye

cya later dick invader, ima go home now

by da_real_laslas October 7, 2019

tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels

A complete and utter screw-up. A plan that ended in disaster. A plan so stupid that even a moron would reject it.

Christ! That stupid bastard didn't just step on his dick, he tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels!

by PervySageChuck November 26, 2019

Small dick as an insult

A form of sexism that is use to keep men at a form of lower status.

Hym "Yeah, women use small dick as an insult al the time. There is all sorts of female sexists and now it too late. I don't care what happens to you. If you aren't fucking you. Do. Not. Matter. Why!? Because if I'm not fucking I DO NOT MATTER!"

by Hym Iam September 27, 2023

International sucking dick day

The 12th of april is the national sucking dick day.

George: "Hey it's The international sucking dick day."
Jeremy: "Alright come here I will suck your dick."

by ieatass3 May 25, 2018

7 inch dick

when your dick is to big enough to touch your asshole

talk to me when your 7 inch dick fucks yourself

by small penis disorder12 April 15, 2017

10 Inch Spic Dick

Intended for fun. If you run you're better off if you can't hang. If you stay baby come over here and gimme that play

Mija this 10 Inch Spic Dick don't just cum, it's a supersoaker ahaha

by F8L×fun July 13, 2020