Democracy

It got something to do with young men killing each other.

Man 1: Have you heard about the War in Iraq?
Man 2: Yeah, its full of Democracy!

by Ralbert M December 22, 2007

Democrat

1. A political party, the founding of which was credited to Thomas Jefferson in the late 1790's, whose ever-shifting identity has as of late sided with the left side of the political spectrum, and extends as far as socialism, but not communism
2. A participant in one of the greatest and longest-lasting teen fads in the history of America, its latest incarnation being anonymous, which places ex-Prez Bush below even Black people because republicans are racist fucks.
3. Anyone likely to believe that Republicans (not to be confused with republicanism, which Democrats fully embrace) are more fascistic than the leader of Germany's socialist party, Adolph Hitler.
4. What you get when you take our drugs away from us, you uptight capitalist pigs, with your fucking obsolete Christian morality.

MISCONCEPTIONS:
All Democrats are Liberal
All Democrats are not racist
All Democrats are secretly racist
All Democrats are as miserable as those in broadcasting/politics (eg. Keith Olbermann, Barney Frank)
All Democrats are smart
All Democrats are hippies
All Democrats hate Republicans
All Democrats are Democrats

Core beliefs:
Abortion is cool
The Gov't should help the poor
The Gov't should regulate stuff to prevent recessions and whatnot
The Gov't should only bother the rich.
Climate change is preventable
Socialist countries are economically more stable and prosperous than really Capitalist ones, and arent in fucktons of debt

In conversation:
Democrat: Ann Coulter is a bitch
Republican: Yeah she totally is
Democrat: What did I say about talking, idiot
Republican: Commie bastard!!
*fight*

by Hahahaohwow March 30, 2010

democracy

See USA. Nah just kidding!

Calling USA a democracy is a disgrace to Pericles

by FrenchLascar187 April 8, 2004

Left Foot Of Democracy

To get rid of someone, usually by firing them or evicting them, or in some other way "show them the door" (and don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out!)

Typically used when they get rid of someone in a hurry as opposed to a long, drawn out legal process. Being forcibly removed from a job or home by the police or being ordered out.

Although the net effect is the same, this is substantially more abrupt and nasty than being terminated, evicted or separated from a job.

"I thought you were supposed to be at work?"
"I ruined a big job and they gave me the left foot of democracy."

I had a big party again last week; today when I came home from work all my things were outside and the locks were changed. The landlord gave me the left foot of democracy, but my rent was only 3 months overdue.

by Old Radio Collector December 20, 2009

70 tons of pure democracy

Used to define american imperialism and their obsession with the democracy export, often linked to images of powerful weaponry

Do you see this tank? 70 tons of pure democracy son!

by 3divi May 13, 2015

Democracy

A totalitarian dictatorship of the masses by the state. In a Democracy, the masses are manipulated and brainwashed and tricked into believing they are free by the state-funded media and education system. The masses are also tricked into degenerating and destroying themselves. They are deceived into believing that real change can be achieved with political parties. However, the real agenda with political parties is to divide and conquer (Left-wing and Right-wing) and break up a nation. Individuality and independent thinking are discouraged. Injustice and Anarchy are encouraged.

All of the Western world countries in the 21st Century today, as well as other countries, are enslaved under this very totalitarian regime called Democracy. So, reader, let me ask you a question: you think that Democracy means freedom? You are wrong. Democracy is the very system that Fascism is portrayed to be, in the state-funded textbooks. It is the first step towards Tyrannical dictatorship.

Freedom is only advertised, and repeated over and over, to deceive the citizens from ever rebelling against the Democracy; thus further being enslaved.

According to Greek philosopher Plato, in his book The Republic, Democracy is the first step towards Tyranny. (totalitarian dictatorship)

Part III: Decline of the Polis

VIII.1—VIII.5. 543a—550c. Timocracy

VIII.6—VIII.9. 550c—555b. Oligarchy

VIII.10—VIII.13. 555b—562a. Democracy

VIII.14—IX.3. 562a—576b. Tyranny

Just like America, the Roman Empire was formerly a Republic. With elected officials and citizen rights protected from the government. Could it be that the reason the Roman Empire broke up, was because of the installation of Democracy? Many would say that a Republic and Democracy are the same thing. However, this is not true. It is a complete contradiction. They are systems that are completely the opposite of each other.

The problem with Democracy is, it is not entirely malignant enough to fail a country on it's own. The only way is if the leaders of that country, purposefully self-destructed the Systematic Empire and the Central Bank. (And for all you pseudo-intellectuals out there, don't tell me some Romans did this on purpose.)

I'll tell you what happened to the Roman Empire: a foreign group, most likely Jews, pretended to be white Romans, hijacked the Senate and State, and Central Bank, turned the nation into a Democracy, and bled the system dry, divided the Empire (as well as the rest of Europe) till the Roman Empire collapsed. And this is the very same thing that will happen to America.

by Kongamuse September 3, 2013

democrates

To quote the definition for the singular, democrate: "It's Spelled Democrat, you fucking idiot."

"teh democrates r so stoopid. they think suddam hoosane was gude man. he no was gude man. why they no like war? war fun! war have big guns and tanks that shute ayrabs. ayrabs shude dy . like democrates. why no presudent george w. boosh make them go bang yet? democrates shude all be shuted."

by manofsand December 14, 2008