Today on “Heapass is Aclamationable,” Heapass aclamations definitions.

Aclamationable (adj)-
Making shit up.

Aclamations (v)-
Makes shit up.

Burgeon (v)-
To, *inhale* one who burgeons, in the fieeeld. One who, likes to burgeon, themselves. To, *pause* burgeon, shush. Burgeon...

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by I just want to make cups January 20, 2021

i drop kicked that child in self defense

the child stuck their tongue out so you drop kick that child in self defense

Technoblade: Officer I drop kicked that child in self defense

by i swear my name is andrew September 10, 2021

Defasex

The act of sexual intercourse while defacating simultaneously

I was fucking my girlfriend last night and she really had to take a shit, so we moved it to the bathroom and had defasex.

by purelygrace December 26, 2011

define girlfriends

when youre a closet gay but someone asks if you have a girlfriend.

person 1: "so do you have a girlfriend?"
person 2: "define girlfriends"

by raadlaad34 April 15, 2017

hoodrat deficiency syndrome

Also known as HDS, hoodrat deficiency syndrome is a serious ailment resulting from a lack of easy hoodrat poon so far in one's life. Often found in individuals recovering from a recent bout of virginitis.

HDS can lead to reduced self-confidence, fear of girls, and repetitive stress injuries in the wrists.

Usually cured by slaying 30-40 hoodrats.

"Man, why is Max such a pussy around girls?"
"Oh dude. He's got hoodrat deficiency syndrome."

"Thanks urban dictionary! Now I know I have HDS!"
"Word son, now go romp on a bunch of uggos till you realize bitches ain't nothing but hos and tricks.

by Dr_Steve February 8, 2009

Cum Deflectors

Cum deflectors are also know to the general public as "glasses". They are primarily used to aid the nerdy/ visually impaired see clearly. They are not limited to improving vision, they also serve as protection. Nerds and girls use them to deflect incoming cum. It keeps it out of the eyes, leaving nerds happy to continue readiing.

Hey joe, did you get a new pair of cum deflectors? they sure are trendy!

Good thing you were wearing your cum deflectors or you'd have an eye full!

by joe schlongmore March 10, 2011

defenestrated

The act of being thrown out of a window.

DUDE! That dead guy on the side walk was totally defenestrated!

by Seamus McCabe August 1, 2004