oh snap, that's my kid's diaper money

Uttered loudly over a game of t-low, used to express the anguish and loss felt by an illegitimate inner-city father over the loss of his child's diaper funds to gambling or drugs. To be said with an urban accent. See hey, that's my cell phone

When Kyle saw that he had lost his two dollars, he jumped up and screamed "oh snap, niggah, that's my kid's diaper money!"

by fidel November 1, 2004

shitty diaper

1. It is a person's underwear after they don't change them after multiple hershey squirts.

2. A person's soiled underwear or pants that have been left in the restroom after a accident. Well, most of the time at it is left at a secluded place left for you to find.

3. A baby's diaper after it has been soiled.

Harvey ate four chili dogs and later found a shitty diaper when he got home.

Dickie had a accident at the beach and left his shitty diaper for the beach patrol to find later.

Lydia won't get off her fat lazy ass to change that baby's shitty diaper.

by Kevin July 31, 2004

Chin Diaper

When an idiot wears his/her/attack helicopter only on their chin defeating the purpose of the mask.
First seen on South Parks Pandemic special

Anon 1: I don't wanna wear a mask I can't breathe with it
Anon 2:Just wear it as a chin diaper

by Cyleogre October 3, 2020

red-diaper baby

Someone who was brought up in a liberal, leftist background

"...I knew Rorty a little; he was a shy and gentle man, a red-diaper baby who grew up to be a bird-watcher and a savorer of Proust and Kant in their original languages."
(from RICHARD RORTY’S PHILOSOPHICAL ARGUMENT FOR NATIONAL PRIDE by Stephen Metcalf)

by Prasub January 11, 2017

loaded diaper

When one pretends to be a baby and shits their pants, then their partner proceeds to eat out their ass including the full load

Dude Jennifer totally gave me a loaded diaper last night, that shit was bus’s in’

by Bussinbill24 March 27, 2021

vagina diaper

n-- an absorbant pad worn by women to absorb menstrual blood.

" You're being a bitch, you're on your period aren't you? I hope you have enough vagina diapers"

by Trev Sino December 4, 2005

a diaper

When a man is under another man by both 1) sucking the man's penis from underneath the gooch and 2) having anal sex with the SAME man at the same time, in essence having a man wearing the other man like a diaper.

Last night, Tom and I were incredibly wasted, so I ended up wearing his ass like a diaper.

by Aaron Wheeler August 16, 2006