dakota vance

A jailbird located in bum fuck nowhere

Look at Dakota vance hair

by jimmy long nutts August 19, 2017

Dakota

Dakota is so sexy and incredible. no one should ever leave a Dakota. if you do, it is most likely you sit around in glen iris for the rest of your life regretting your decision because you must be a loser if you leave a Dakota. rip them because Dakota is super awesome and succeeding in life

a: where does someone who left a Dakota live
b: probably somewhere boring like glen iris

by Bianca_newyorkcity August 20, 2021

dakota

some dumb idiot who simp for mario the god damn italian plumber

dakota wanna do games no am talking maria

by Robloxiansexdoll420 July 5, 2020

dakotaism

A gacha tiktok who is called Dakota! A beautiful NOT. Human being!

Dakota is so cool ! Dakotaism on tiktok should have 9999 followers!

by Blake belladona February 26, 2021

South Dakota Defribrillator

When a man sounds a paper clip and then sticks it into an electrical socket.

Damn, that South Dakota Defribrillator really got my heart POUNDING!

by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020

Dakota

she is a very nice girl, she has brown eyes and has brown hair, she used to like wearing dresses but now likes wearing shorts and t-shirts. she usually would be the shy one, but if she likes a guy, she'd get FREAKY! Some guys may see that she's the type to moan hard!

dakota is tasty!

by sososoos August 29, 2019

Dakota

An idiot, kisses lesbians as she is one and is so dumb full of shit too

Oh fuck look at that gay Dakota

by ANONYMOUS5651 April 21, 2019