Flattening the curve

The upcoming newest euphemism for a mommy make-over.

Sandra, wanting to do her part and save the world as well as her desirability to the young studs, just her appointment with the plastic surgeon so he could aid her in flattening the curve.

by BS euphamisms March 21, 2020

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Cursed

Your fucked totally fucked good luck smh I even feel bad for you.

Your fucking cursed you dip shit.

by Fucking cursed February 9, 2018

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Curve ball

Farting into a cupped hand, catching the gas, and then throwing it into the face of an unsuspecting bystander.

I threw that bitch a curve ball, and she nearly puked.

by Alex Wirth scars08 October 25, 2007

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Curbed

The act of passing out or zoning while under the influence of either Marijuana or Alcohol.

Looks like Caleb is Curbed for the night.

by Cleberz December 28, 2007

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Banana curve

What occurs when a man masturbates too much; the penis can curve upwards, downwards, or to the sides, depending on the preferences of the masturbator.

Shit, I've jacked everyday since 1985, now my dick has a banana curve.

by Cpt. Snazzy March 13, 2009

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