cummy

female lurve juices!

by rebus 8 July 30, 2003

cumpire

A being of either genders that attacks you ball sack, sinks their teeth in and slurps the delicious bounty.... before/during/after a blow job..

Scott Barry: Damn...my sack is killing me from lasts night date.
John McKinley: What the hell happened last night and why is your crotch bloody?
Scott B: Damnit...I knew it...that bitch was a cumpire...AND I LIKE IT!!!!
Mark Byers: Yeah!!!!

by Captain James Tiberius Kirk October 23, 2008

cumpensation

n. The act of remunerating a woman (or man)'s efforts for jerking you off, sucking you off or having sex with you with white liquid compensation. Both men and women can do this

v. To ejaculate in response to the aforementioned acts.

Ursula wasn't a man, but she was just as readily able to cumpensate Richard for banging her into Kingdom Come.

Delta Tau Delta's fraternity has cumpensation stains all over the floor from last night's "Pimp and Ho" party.

by Mr. Pazzi January 20, 2011

Cummy Poopy

Poop which has contains cum mixed into it. This is a result of anal sex

After John had anal sex, he had cummy poopy the next day.

by Stephen Miller Jr September 24, 2008

Cump

When a man has not been laid in a very long time, and shoots a dump-sized load on his sexual partner.

Man, I hadn't gotten any in so long, I took a serious cump all over Kelly's back.

by mograbs October 27, 2011

Compy 386

Strong bads new computer...he got it after his vacation cuz his other computer broke

by John Fru November 2, 2003

chumpy

adj. lame or stupid.

"Those tickets cost $50."
- relpy "That's so chumpy!"

by kyuketsuki May 10, 2003