cumback

When you're wanking over porn and about to cum and your mum walks in and you have to hold it in.

*Tom cums on the wall*

toms hot mom: Tom why didn't you have a cumback?

by scarredshadow March 8, 2008

Cumba

One who eats cum with his french fries, chicken dippers, or other finger foods.

Oh my god, that cumba is using his own sauce!

by bigfatchzbrgr May 3, 2009

columbus cumberbun

When the heavyset chick you brought home passes out before you are able to fuck her so you instead beat off and jizz all over her ample midsection.

The "Columbus" part of the phrase derives from the fact that chicks from Ohio are usually over 200lbs.

Q: Did you end up banging that fat chick last night?
A: No. Bitch passed out so I outfitted her with a columbus cumberbun instead and then stole cab change out of her wallet.

by Dez2H August 6, 2007

cumbear

A vile term for a female who is unnatractive and/or easy to gain sexual relations with.

1. Your sister makes me cringe, she is a real cumbear.
2. I was so drunk last night and had a narrow escape, I almost went home with a cumbear.

by roscostacks May 30, 2007

cumbed

The bed you masterbate into when staying solo in a double bed hotel room. The bed itself is used as a cum rag, and no clean up is necessary.

"Make sure to use the less comfortable of the two beds as your cumbed, because afterall, you won't be in it for too long."

by kangytea January 2, 2017

Groin Crumbs

The peeling skin that results from sunburn in the groin area

That week at cali resulted in a large amount of groin crumbs.

by kit76 June 17, 2009

Cumber

When a man jacks off over somebody in their slumber and cums on them

hey dude wanna come to my cumber party?

by cumberparty October 19, 2009