by StantheMan'08 January 23, 2008
Get the Crossing the Border mug.A show on A&E about a female medical examiner in Boston, her name is Jordan Cavanah. Garrett, her boss, is a raging alcholic fatherly like figure to Jordan. Jordan Cavanah farts directly into her own vagina.
Me: Hey mom, watcha' watchin'?
Mom: Crossing Jordan.
Me: Why? All she does is fart directly into her vagina the whole fucking show aka bitch has a smelly fart pussy.
Mom: Crossing Jordan.
Me: Why? All she does is fart directly into her vagina the whole fucking show aka bitch has a smelly fart pussy.
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"as soon as the final whisle goes" squealed kieron excitedly "we're off to the hotel, to meet today's roasting bag."
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Liberally baste the male member out of sight of the other party.
Return to intercourse ground zero and apply aforementioned member repeatedly and with gusto.
Liberally baste the male member out of sight of the other party.
Return to intercourse ground zero and apply aforementioned member repeatedly and with gusto.
Tarquin gave Penelope a Tijuana Rat Roasting and he'd never seen her cry like that... in front of her mother...
by Lexxicon March 8, 2009
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English slang, often used as an alternative of 'to cringe'
Often confused with creasing (to laugh)
English slang, often used as an alternative of 'to cringe'
Often confused with creasing (to laugh)
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Get the crossing the line mug.Fanfiction term for when a Mary Sue or Gary Stu or self-insert not only enters a story and becomes Ms/Mr. Wonderful, but the entire story centers around said Mary Sue or Gary Stu bashing or insulting the canon characters to accomplish its own superiority.
Derived from the terms "party crashing" and "gate crashing," in their meanings of unwanted access to an event by someone who should not be present.
Derived from the terms "party crashing" and "gate crashing," in their meanings of unwanted access to an event by someone who should not be present.
The following passage from a fanfiction that shall be nameless illustrates canon crashing.
Wolfwood looked at her. “Absolutely not! Vash and I are going after a man who just blew up the Second Moon!”
“Which is why,” a deep baritone voice thundered as a huge hand reached down and easily lifted the heavy cross up, “this should be left to us professionals!”
Wolfwood turned about to see Harrisburg holding his Punisher up with one hand. It popped open and deployed its machine gun.
“My, you’re a big one,” he said with a wide grin on his face and sweat rolling off his brow.
Harrisburg grunted. “Nice box gun you have here mister… Let’s go.”
Wolfwood looked at her. “Absolutely not! Vash and I are going after a man who just blew up the Second Moon!”
“Which is why,” a deep baritone voice thundered as a huge hand reached down and easily lifted the heavy cross up, “this should be left to us professionals!”
Wolfwood turned about to see Harrisburg holding his Punisher up with one hand. It popped open and deployed its machine gun.
“My, you’re a big one,” he said with a wide grin on his face and sweat rolling off his brow.
Harrisburg grunted. “Nice box gun you have here mister… Let’s go.”
by annoyed reader December 9, 2008
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