poop crap

Instead of saying "oh, poop!" or "crap!", now you can say "and poop crap to that!" It sums up your entire thing.

Bob: Uh oh, the Packers beat the Bears in the Super Bowl.
Bobette: Poop crap to that!!!

by beatles13 May 26, 2012

Crap the whip

When you poo your pants in a friend's car.

"She took the Crap The Whip challenge in Ted's car, and he made her walk home!"
"Have you seen the new #CrapTheWhip videos on TikTok?"

by lonestardic October 13, 2021

Crap whistle

Someone that talks shit all the time.

Boy oh boy.. what a crap whistle he talks so much shit he coughs farts.

by Petesbeeps August 29, 2017

holy crap

A once-common exclaimation popularized by Strong Bad, the EMail answerer of homestarrunner.com

"People knockig on heaven's door-HOLY CRAAAAAAAP!"

"I have come back from the dead to take-wha-Holy Craaap......"

"Holy Crap! Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!"

by Zak April 28, 2003

Hoh crap!

An exclamation of surprise.

Derived from two sources:
1. The addition of a gasp to "oh crap"
2. A shortening of "holy crap"

Me: HOH CRAP! LANZER'S NEKKID!

by Margo Roth Spiegelman II April 12, 2009

crap-tacular

A combination of crappy and spectacular. As in spectacularly crappy. Crap-tacular.

Pepsi is crap-tacular. While coke remains amazing.

by Darien and Rick June 28, 2006

Crap Dusting

Let one rip right before leaving a store and be sure to do a lap around the perimeter to tickle the nostrils of all the unlucky patrons.

"Dude, i just crap dusted the shit out of Blockbuster"

"what the hell is crap dusting?"

by BlumpkinAftermath January 3, 2009