coked

A term used in a bar when you stop supplying alcohol to an obviously inebriated person and substitute all forms of liquid intake with Coke.

Oh man, look at Pat he's so drunk that he just pissed his pants and fell down the steps. Yeah Mike just told the bartender that he's been coked.

by BigPK January 2, 2011

Crooked Dick

A penis that has a bend about half way down the shaft, that makes it curve left or right.

Dude, that guys got a crooked dick! I heard the ladies love them.

by Crooked Horse April 30, 2005

Crooked Up The Ass

Describes the extent of a situation. Used when a normal situation becomes fucked up or retarded; but mostly just gay.

Leslie(boss): "You better clean this place up or else you're fired."
Felix(employee): "Ahh... this is fucking crooked up the ass."

by shwat October 8, 2007

gas cooker

hooker

that gas cooker, she costs 100 quid for a round-the-world

by polruan April 13, 2010

Cocked

Cocked means when your drunk -more than the average Fucked-Up person.

Symptoms include:

- Eyes as red as tomatoes. aka: Cocked Eyes

- Talking beyond stupid.

- Tripping over furniture AND PEOPLE.

- Bipolar emotions (Love your friends, then

five mins later you hate them).

- Hammering headache/ feel like crap type

of hangover.

Boy 1- "Man your trippin badly"
Victim- "I feel like crap =\"
Boy 2- "You were so wasted at that party"
Girl - "Nah. He was cocked out of his mind. He had all the familiar symptoms of it"

=..8)!

by King of Krack-Kookies ! December 6, 2009

crooked i

Saviour of the west coast. Signed on Death Row Records.

Crooked I is ill playa

by big l July 20, 2003

Cooktd

When a rap artist lays down so hardcore, insane, out their mind, badass, loco, verses that blows up the lab!

" Those lyrice you just spit are cooktd!"

by 55555TammaraElizabeth55555 April 7, 2017