glastonbury, connecticut

A rich prissy concieted suburb from Hartford, CT so brimming full of puritan wealthy stuffy white folks (its worse than Greenwich). There are 2 people that are not white in the entire town. Everyone owns a nice brand spankin new car at age 15 (before they can drive-so they can break it in). Their high school is 6 times the normal size (just because it can be). They have 12 thousand sports teams (because everyone plays a sport or your nobody) and they all have swimming pools filled with fifties.

There are many snobby, rich white folk that reside in glastonbury, connecticut.

by leonne January 2, 2008

contentmafia

The music and film procurement industries which are trying everything to get their customers into jail or bankrupt.

We are the contentmafia, all your data are belong to us.

by Josh~ June 24, 2008

Contact Sniffles

When you're out and a bunch of people are getting fucked up on cocaine and you get the sniffles just from being around them.

"Man, there must have been a bunch of people ripped on coke in there, I got the goddamn contact sniffles."

by Jman231 December 22, 2009

Contact Game

A flatulence game played by the army which is in essence the same as the safety game.

*Soldier Farts*
"Contact!"
Aww, now I can't hit you by the rules of the Contact Game!

by MarineCorps November 28, 2010

Connect a helmet

When they mess up your circumcision anD you have a piece of skin connecting your fore skin and the tip of your penis, you now have a connect a helmet.

They butchered my peen so I now have a connect a helmet.

by Rodg the garage November 3, 2011

Context Babe

A context babe is a person who's attractiveness depends entirely on the context in which you know them, and would not normally be attractive outside of said contextual situation. A person who you would not look at twice when crossing paths on the sidewalk, but makes you hot and bothered when you see them playing guitar with their band.

Also penises.

He's such a context babe. I wasn't attracted to him at all until I found out he was a Doctor Who extra.

by Timmering May 6, 2013

Connecticut Economy

The economic system which consists of three components: Communism, fascism, and extreme cronyism.

Person No. 1: O.K. so you worked your ass off for 16 years, you paid everything you made in state and local taxes, you put up with all of the verbal abuse, you did all of their work for them, and yet somehow you ended up with nothing to show for it. How come?

Person No. 2: I was working under a Connecticut economy system; I got exactly what I deserved.

by What I Am October 1, 2012