conkers

Used as an expletive instead of a proper expletive around children.

Oh conkers i've forgotten to turn the bath tap off!

by DynamoBri July 29, 2010

Press Conference

Spreading the word to a group of people with complete disregard for the subjects privacy.

Mark: "So, now that everyone is here I would like to hold a press conference about what took place last night... Mandy, from accounting, now has herpes... I GAVE THEM TO HER, I will now open the room to questions..."

Denise: "Did you tell her before or after the sex that you had the curse?"

Mark: "After... duh, next?"

James: "Are you attracted to her or just trying to spread herpes?"

Mark: "Ah yes that's a good one, ummm... jeees.... I'm going to have to go with the second one... cause.. she kind of has that weird nose thing going on and.. yeah... "

by TheHanMan April 2, 2009

Bob Marley Concert

When one usually with a group of friends smokes marijuana. Refers to association of reggae and musician Bob Marley with marijuana. "Tickets" to the concert can be any marijuana related paraphernalia including, marijuana itself, or what is used to smoke it. Reggae music is optional.

Jack: Hey Mark you want to go to a Bob Marley Concert?
Mark: Yup, I've got my ticket right here (pulls out bag of weed)

by newkidONtheblock March 29, 2009

Conkers Deep

Deep penetration sex touching your balls

I was conkers deep last night with that girl I took home!

by Adrian December 5, 2003

coner

When one takes a traffic cone, or anything with the same form or likeness, and places it upon their crotch, as if they had a boner.

HAHA dude, jeff just totally took a picture of his coner a few minutes ago.

by Max Maddox April 24, 2007

concert hangover

after an especially loud concert, when you can't hear, or even feel your ears in some cases. especially true if you've actually been drinking at said concert

i had such a concert hangover after Metallica played, i could barely feel my face:P!

by erica10 December 25, 2007

concerta

1 A drug for ADD that helps you concentrate for 6 hours!! ^_^
2 But you can also use it to stay awake. Its like a caffine pill ^__^

1 I use concerta cus I'm slow!
2. On weekends I take it at 11 then stay awake until 5am!!!

by carol March 25, 2005