Queens park coma

The state of complete relaxation experienced by government employees on a Friday (or any other day for that matter). Often induced by too much alcohol and too little work. The Queens park coma takes it's name from the Ontario provincial parliament, Toronto.

Person 1: How was work?
Person 2: Dude, it was awesome. I drank like 3 beers at lunchtime, laid back in my chair with the TV on and fell into a Queens park coma!

by 1982jefe April 24, 2009

comasexual

A person who is raped by a member of the same sex while in a coma or is otherwise incapacitated.

When a dude gets drunk, passes out, and is raped by another guy at a party, he is considered a comasexual. This also occurs quite frequently at hospitals when a patient is sedated for an extended period of time.

by Jump-Auf and B-Nasty January 25, 2010

Comacide

an action taken by people too pussy to commit suicide, a drug induced comatose state.

hey that Emo faggot wasnt even intense enough to kill himself, he commited comacide instead.

by Thaddeus_Clyde February 14, 2006

Comad

Korean arcade company. Infamous for a series of erotic Qix rip-offs known as Fantasia.

I was playing New Fantasia, and this woman turned into Pinhead!

by Anonymous June 11, 2003

Power Coma

When you intend to take a 20 minute power nap and you wake up 2 hours later.

I was so tired after work today I just wanted to rest my eyes for a few minutes. The next thing I know, I wake up two hours later and discover that my power nap has turned into a power coma.

by CydInSLC January 21, 2011

Boner Coma

The adverse reaction when a man doesn't awake for a prolong period after ingesting both a type of rufilin and Viagra at the same time, Boner Coma.

"Stacy, how do you plan on hooking up with Richard?"
"Oh, no worries, I'll be putting him in a boner coma shortly"

by BillyBlueRanger September 6, 2011

beauty coma

An extension of the term beauty sleep, beauty coma implies that a person is so unattractive they must sleep for up to several years in order to become beautiful.

1: "Well, I think I'll hit the hay. I need my beauty sleep."
2: "Girl, with what you got goin' on, you gonna need a beauty coma! Mmm mmm."

by ben236 January 5, 2008