Comacide 

an action taken by people too pussy to commit suicide, a drug induced comatose state.

hey that Emo faggot wasnt even intense enough to kill himself, he commited comacide instead.

Comacide by Thaddeus_Clyde February 14, 2006

comicide 

A comedic homicide; a funny murder; a killing that inspires laughter.

The repeated murder of Kenny on South Park -- "Oh my God, they killed Kenny!" "You bastards!" -- is classic comicide.

comicide by miggsathon August 18, 2009

comicide 

death by comedy

comicide is the act of someone laughing to death

comicide by Shazmafat October 8, 2008

Comcide 

The act of assisting or persuading a person into committing suicide. The ethics behind comcide vary widely between those using it in a medical field as opposed to those using comcide with evil intentions. Often times, this may occur when a person pressures someone else to kill them.

"That individual is comcidal and should not be trusted with means of unsupervised access to electronic communications."
"Suicide by cop could be considered a comcide."

Comcide by Corvus113 August 13, 2023